Happy Holidays, DbyD style!

Duds by Dudes decided to get our hip hop on in elf costume for a little holiday fun. Check out our killer moves for some extra cheer this Christmas and Hanukkah season,

Thank You WARS!!

We've all been there, on the receiving end of a mustard-from-around-the-world gift basket, a sweater hand knit from recycled socks, and flu viruses you have received from other people. Even these absurd and outlandish gifts require a Thank You note for the person who put in so much thought. Hopefully you won't get caught in an epic battle of writing Thank You notes to their Thank You notes and end up like these two couples,

Thank You - watch more funny videos

Or you can just send a custom printed card from Duds by Dudes. Those babies are so good there is no way they can be beat. You WIN! For more awesome holiday gift ideas call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or write us a review on YELP!

Halfway to Movember

Today is the official halfway point of the mustached month of Movember. For all the dudettes out there who can't grow a stache and are feeling left out of the shenanigans the Dudes have discovered a way for you to contribute to the cause. Check out the video below for some outstanding ideas on how you as a Dudette can fight cancer in Movember,

Our resident Dudette saw Cancer steal a handicapped parking spot from an old granny at a grocery store, then Cancer got out of the car and bent granny's radio antenna before kicking her tire, so the Dudette is totally on board with giving this guy his comeuppance. For more ideas on how you can contribute to the fight against cancer, or places to shop for lingerie call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or write us an awesome review on YELP!

Awesome Halloween costumes

With another successful Halloween under the belt Duds by Dudes has compiled a best costumes video that checks out the most popular costumes of this year.

The measure of success

The Dudes success is based on several important variables, 1. We are really really ridiculously good looking, 2. We have a somewhat perverted yet very efficient robot assistant named Lemi-Winks to aid us with answering phones and arranging our work meetings,


3. We hang out with cool celebs like Justin Beiber, Britney Spears, Jim Jeffreys, and Carrot Top (alright not so cool, but every group needs the token weird guy to take the edge off), 4. We can clean up any spills of inks, booze, coffee, oil, or blood with ease using our amazing ShamWOW shammy cloth,

So if you need assistance with any or all of these previously listed items give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337), and we'll send Lemi-Winks right on over!

This is NOT a sad panda

Cali Swag District's new song "Teach Me How to Dougie" has been sweeping the West Coast with it's smooth moves and super bumpin' beat. You can learn how to Dougie too with these super simple moves,

We'll admit, sometimes we like to bust a move here at the Duds by Dudes office. As a matter of fact it's how we solve most of our disputes between the designers. We will have a design-off then the winner gets to shame the loser with their sweet dance moves. Although it can't always be guaranteed 100% that the "friendly competition" victory dance won't end like this,

Anchorman Newscaster Fight - watch more funny videos

Regardless of trident related injuries everybody is getting into the Dougie. As a matter of fact we had a recent unforgettable experience at the local zoo with our new panda friend,

So if you've been getting tired of the hum drum boring old helicopter or elbow freeze move try busting out some Dougie. Guaranteed it's gonna be a hit. And if you need help perfecting the moves call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337)

T-shirt Timeee!

Our ever faithful and feisty friends on the Jersey Shore have come through again with an awesome song created and performed with (We're sure) Duds by Dudes in mind.

It's T-shirt Timeee has become the Duds by Dudes new company motto. So thank you Guidos, faux-tanners, T-shirt wearers, and sweaty fist pumping people alike for making our day just a little more awesome. For more t-shirt fun call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on Facebook or Yelp.

"It's T-shirt Timeee has changed the way I dress, do business, fist pump, shake my shake weights, and talk to the ladies. I'm getting all my shirts from Duds by Dudes for T-shirt Timeee."
- Mike Delphino, real Duds by Dudes customer

Have a perfect graduation with Goennounce!

College is a monumental time in every young adults life. There are the infamous toga parties, those late night fast food runs with friends, perfecting your hang-eye coordination with hours of Frisbee golf, developing cunning skills of problem solving to find excuses for not going to those boring classes, and lets not forget painting your entire body in team colors for the Big Game! Unfortunately though every crazy college story must come to an end. Duds by Dudes suggests celebrating graduation day in style with Goennounce.com. Simple, easy, and aesthetically pleasing graduation announcements. Goennounce is free, it's environmentally friendly, and they have tons of options and colors for any school and personal taste. So if you are looking toward the future but don't want to waste a moment of the precious time you have left ordering and hand writing announcements then check out Goennounce.com for some pretty snazzy graduation announcements.

Cordero, Bathtub, and Wolf

The Dudette recently had a run in with the long arm of the law. In her defense we think it sounded like a perfectly legitimate idea to buy a cop doughnuts and milk. Seriously, who doesn't like a snack every once in a while? Fortunately she got the right lawyer to defend her case. She also found a parent for a feral child and a pretty sweet place to take a bubble bath. This Lawyer Cordero runs an awesome one stop shop,

Cordero, Bathtub & Wolf - watch more funny videos

For help with ANY other legal problems, or if you need a kazoo or paper airplane folding lessons Duds by Dudes has got your back. Call us at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on Facebook or Yelp!

Save 25% on all Banners in September and November!

Duds by Dudes* is offering a special price on any and all banners for the rest of September and the month of November. You may be asking yourself right now, "What would a dude like me need a banner for?" Which is a very valid question. We suggest getting a banner for your sports team, add some flair to your next party, make it wave by attaching it to those spare crazy wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube men,

or hang something really obnoxious in front of your house just for the sole reason of heckling your neighbors. Whichever rout you choose to use just be sure to get in on this sweet coupon while the gettin is good. CLICK HERE for this crazy wacky wavy deal!

*Call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). Coupon is limited one per household. This coupon may be transferable to friends, family, and even neighbors if you wish to get back in their good graces.

Kenny Powers. Man, Myth, Legend!

The infamous and always entertaining baseball aficionado, Kenny Powers, is returning to TV September 26. The man known for his epic tag line, "You're F*cking Outta HERE!" is a Duds by Dudes favorite. We have in our possession a special preview of his amazing training video.

Kenny Powers, maker of his own inspirational audio tapes and sexy seducer of women, a man, a myth, a legend. Thank God Kenny is coming back because we have been jonsin' for more KP all summer.


For specialized KP shirts, ball caps, or autographed Kenny Powers baseballs call the Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check out our website. You can also add us on Facebook, or write us an awesome review on Yelp!

Extreme Kiteboarding

Duds by Dudes was given the opportunity to print some rad jerseys for our buddies over at Calikites. The Calikites dudes recently went on a weekend trip to Baja, Mexico where they rocked the kiteboarding scene.








Check out this video to see some kick ass kiteboarding by some peeps who are looking sweet in Duds by Dudes custom printed jerseys...

If you're feeling all kinds of pumped up after this video and want to dance around, fist pump until you pull an arm muscle, and maybe do some ninja kicks call the Dudes at 866-96- DUDES (38337) for a partner in crime, or we can just print you up some rad jerseys of your own! You can also check us out on Facebook, and leave us an awesome review on Yelp!

Moxie, beverage of gourmets!

Because we are a pretty big deal around here Duds by Dudes has some pretty sweet connections. One of our highest level contacts has scored us the Beverage of Gourmets, AKA Moxi soda. Moxie was first invented for medicinal purposes, thus encouaging it's bitter taste. However the Dudes have found a way to maximize both drinkability and awesomeness... mixing Moxie with Jägermeister. This smart concoction has become somewhat of a trend in the Dudes world and we are proud to call the idea our own!


Now for the average first timer Moxie taster there are a few guidelines that need to be observed. Please watch the informational video below to avoid any confusion and maximize your taste buds potential,

Check out our own Duds by Dudes three sips Moxie experiment on our unsuspecting intern by CLICKING HERE! And give us a review on Yelp!

PubCakes

If there are two things the Dudes love it's beer and cupcakes. Put them together and voila! PubCakes!

The brilliance of mixing beer with cupcakes came to fruition by combining the devout love of beer and cupcakes and the desire to share it with others. The Dudes local town of San Diego has a unique craft beer scene, thus our personal favorite PubCake is the Stoned Portzilla which features beer from the awesome local Stone IPA.
There are five other rare flavors to savor, and our beloved downtown bar, The Tipsy Crow, already carries them!

To get more of these tasty treats along with a cold one call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You can also check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp!

How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

It should go without saying that anyone who wears a Duds by Dudes shirt is automatically lumped into the category of being really really ridiculously good looking. But what about those impromptu costume parties? Or weddings where you are forced to wear other regalia and the attention will be solely on your face? That's scary! Don't worry though, the Dudes have got you covered with an extremely informative and helpful video on how to trick people into thinking you are really good looking ...even when you're not.

If you need help tricking people into thinking you're really good looking Duds by Dudes is here to help. Call us at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or friend us on Facebook. You can also write us an awesome review on Yelp!

Lil Jon: Long Live the King of Crunk

Awesome news for our graphic designer Matt Schreiber, his Lil Jon photos have been released to the public and the are cooler than an Eskimo in Iceland! The article featured in Rolling Out magazine also has an online edition which you can CLICK HERE to see. Check out the awesome pics below,



To hang out with some pretty cool peeps who give knuckles to Lil Jon call Duds by Dudes at 866-96- DUDES (38337). Or check us out on Facebook or Yelp!

Missing Missy

Sometimes our special Duds by Dudes humor is lost on those who don't understand the "Cool Beans" mentality. Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked Matt (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence...


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.


This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.


Thanks Shan.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news.
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, Matt.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Attached poster as requested.
Regards, Matt.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, Matt.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in color please. Thanks.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, Matt.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, Matt.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.



From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, David.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.



From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.

For more shenanigans call the Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or give us the bomb review on Yelp you've been dying to give!

Onesie sporting events

The month of July has brought The Dudes a wonderful new game to play. We have fondly deemed our new game "onesie sporting". Onesie sporting is played by getting dressed up in any type of singlet, unitard, wetsuit or onesie, finding a commonly serious sporting event such as bowling or golf and sporting our little hearts out.


The winner of onesie sporting gets the most points awarded in the categories of:

1. Depth of wedgie
2. Sheerness of material
3. Animal prints and/or unique material prints
4. Private bits that may or may not have "accidentally" fallen out and are exposed to the raw elements

The conversations we create are worth it alone. Extra points are deemed to any player of the game if a random stranger brings up a "Green Man" reference from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Onesie Sporting has enabled the Dudes to gain myriad onesie experiences and our epic tales keep growing. For more information on the various onesie sporting activities and league contact information call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or following us on Twitter, adding us as a friend on Facebook, or giving us the bomb ass review on Yelp we know you've been dying to write.

Ohhh Sookie

The Dudette has the hots for the HBO show True Blood. We get it, those vampires are sexy-fierce. The Dudes have the hots for Snoop Dogg, and when you combine the two you have a killer combo music video.

For more epic stories call us up at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check out our website. You can also add us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and give us a bomb review on Yelp. We'll also offer $20 off your next order if we hear from you on Yelp, so get to reviewing!

Lil Jon, WHAT!!!

The awesome thing about being awesome is you get to do photo shoots for people like Lil Jon. Duds by Dudes even gets an appearance in the Lil Jon Teaser video at the 22 second mark. We we're like, WHAT!!! OKAY!!! Sometimes it's tough being a pretty big deal.

For more epic tales call us up at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check out our website. You can also add us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and give us a bomb review on Yelp. We'll also offer $20 off your next order if we hear from you on Yelp, so get to reviewing!

How to make a BAD ARSE paper airplane

Let's face it, sometimes even Duds by Dudes has technological glitches with our internet, computers, printers, and other Jetsons-like futuristic equipment. Now since a reliable teleportation device is not yet available for mass production, and last time we visited the black market in search of one we had a Dude lose a kidney, we have been forced into exploring other methods of communication. Our research has found that carrier pigeons, although cute are somewhat messy and the tried and tested tin can with a string attached has actually caused more gossipy miscommunication than it's been helpful. So through all our trial and error we have finally found the easiest and best way to get the message across... Paper airplanes.


The benefits of a well folded paper airplane include receiving multiple messages at the same time, increasing your hand-eye coordination skills, and being an all around origami bad ass. For step by step instructions on how to build the best paper airplane ever (and at Duds by Dudes we ONLY build the BEST) check out the 3 min video below.

How To Fold The BEST Paper Airplane In The WORLD - Amazing videos are here

For more fun with the Dudes check out our website. You can also friend us on Facebook, Tweet us on Twitter or write us a review on Yelp! We are also offering a Yelp promotion. Anyone who gives us a Yelp review will receive $20 off their next order. So get to Yelping for an awesome discount!

Cool Beans

A common saying around the D by D office is the ever popular and hip phrase "cool beans". This awesome wordage originated in the 70's but was popularized for children of the 80's by the TV show Full House. Now present day this phrase has again been resurfaced through an offbeat independent film called Hot Rod staring SNL's Andy Samberg.

As you can see we here at Duds by Dudes idolize the Cool Beans mantra and try to remember that all situations could use some more Cool Beans. To get in on this Beanie Cool action call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You can also check us out on Facebook, Twitter, and give us a bomb.com review on Yelp! Cause peeps love us on there!

Flaming Garbage Cans in Hip Hop Videos

Fellow children of the 80's, let's be honest here, we all have mad LOVE for a good booty shakin', chain blingin', grill flashin', hydraulics bouncin' hip hop video. One vital aspect however that is often overlooked is the pinnacle of human vocal flow acheivement, the flaming garbage can in a hip hop video. We have recently discovered a fellow blogger who shares our same enthusiasm for FGCIHHV (flaming garbage cans in hip hop videos) and want to give a shout out to the Trailer Park Ninja for his blogging dedication and passion for posting these FGCIHHV videos. A perfect example of a FGCIHHV is P.O.S. - Drum Roll. Not only is there a FGC but there are myriad other fire induced explosions. Check it out,

Trying to spot the FLG sometimes is kinda like a gangsta game of Where's Waldo, which is another awesome thing from the 90's, right around the time FLCs really started taking off. You can totally see the cultural connection here. For more FGCIHHV videos check out the Flaming Garbage Cans in Hip Hop Videos blog, and call up Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) for all of your FGC needs. You can also friend us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter or write us a bomb ass review on Yelp!

Say hello to our little friend, Spike

A few changes are happening in the world of the Dudes. The biggest is that we are moving offices to a bigger and better location to enable bigger and better production for your shirts. Along with the change of scenery Duds by Dudes is going to be strategically arranging our new space using the art of Fung Shui. This includes; Putting our computers in the North or West area of the office to enhance our creativity, decorating the new space with a good balance of Ying & Yang, and surrounding ourselves with plenty of live foliage. The first new edition to our plant family is our pet Venus Flytrap. We have named him Spike.

Not only is Spike a BAMF all on his own but he is also going to be our primary insect eliminator. Forget those Orkin guys, we saw him swallow a live spider this morning! BAMF!

For specialized "I dont eat meat but my plant does" tote bags call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). Or you can friend us on Facebook or tweet us on Twitter.

Cautionary tales of the Duds by Dudes Three Wolf Moon shirt

Although this shirt is more awesome than Chuck Norris karate kicking through a wall made out of live crocodiles, (and we can beat any Amazon.com price) we feel obligated to warn any and all unsuspecting victims who think that any Duds by Dudes Three Moon Wolf shirt doesn't hold real power. Please heed the Duds by Dudes warning from a real live Duds customer, Edward Morton, about the infamous Duds by Dudes Three Wolf Moon shirt,

"My Duds by Dudes shirt arrived in the mail last week. When I got home from work I found the shirt had torn itself out of the packaging, destroyed my mail box, broke into my house, slept with my wife, kicked my dog, and mowed my yard. Now it will not let me in the house. I have been sleeping in my pickup parked at least six blocks away. It has been three days. I'm cold, tired, and hungry. I think people are beginning to stare at me. Passers-by go to the other side of the street now. I may be hallucinating but I think I saw a squirrel laughing at me this morning. I called Duds by Dudes who said their shirts are so powerful that they encounter this problem all the time and together we devised a plan to get me back into my house. I'm going to dress in a Santa suit and go in through the chimney. I have a high-intensity taser and enough tranquilizer darts to subdue a rhino. Hopefully the Santa suit confuses the Duds by Dudes Shirt long enough for me to get off a shot or two.

UPDATE 1: I awoke in my truck this afternoon with a dart sticking out of my leg. It must have gone off on accident while I was loading it.

UPDATE 2: I awoke this morning in a hospital bed. I'm not sure what happened. Everything was going according to plan. I was through the chimney and in the living room and now I'm in a hospital with three darts wounds in my chest. The Duds by Dudes Shirt must have gotten the drop on me somehow. It is very strong.

UPDATE 3: I spoke with the FBI this morning. They decided the best choice was for me to enter the witness protection program. I am giving up on seeing my dog or my wife ever again. There will be no further updates."

So beware Dudes and Dudettes, heed Edward Morton's cautionary tale and realize that the power and vigor of a Duds by Dudes shirt is not to be abused! However if used properly X-ray vision, mind control, and the ability to raise the dead could be yours by calling Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). And don't worry, we got Ed back into his house after calling in the special forces.

We Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Although thoroughly reprehensible and always debautcherific, Tucker Max, the 34 year old author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell is a Duds by Dudes favorite. We have been following his torrid tales for long months now and vicariously living through his shenanigans. Max focuses his short stories on important themes such as drinking (often to excess), insulting people, and embarrassing sexual encounters. A sequel, titled Assholes Finish First is set to come out on October 19, 2010. We already have our copy on reserve. And for those movie buffs out there the official I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell movie was released in September, so hold onto your panties Dudes and Dudettes because this trailer is rated R,

What happens when you wear Duds by Dudes threads?

We are frequently asked the question, "What will happen when I put on my sweet custom made Duds by Dudes shirt?" Well my friends we have recently been exploring this phenomenon after hearing countless tales of monumental epicness, besides racking up a million more cool points and gaining the ability to fly we decided to show you exactly what you will be getting yourself into. Check out this short video clip then report back,

Alright, so we know it's an Axe commercial, but think about it, all that Dude in the commercial does is spray some clear liquid on his skin, just imagine if your skin were covered in sweet Duds by Dudes threads. We have henceforth decided to inform our customers and lawyers that we are not to be held responsible for the consequences. With that in mind if you are willing to accept the terms of agreement that come with donning a Duds by Dudes shirt give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp!

Who wants a Mustache ride?

Unfortunately the month of mustache March is almost over, however that doesn't mean the mustache rides need to stop. You can have fun all year long with our tried and tested Duds by Dudes Moustache tee shirt!




For tee shirt orders, questions, drinking buddies, or bail money call 866-96-DUDES (38337) or visit the Duds by Dudes website. We also really want to know what you, yes that's right, YOU think, so look us up on YELP! and leave a review.

Dating ideas, Duds by Dudes style!

Hey there Dudes and Dudettes, we know that the perils of the dating world can sometimes be rigerous and fraught with anxiety, that's why the Dudes have taken the intimiDATING out of dating by offering you these foolproof ideas.

1. Dinner and a movie - The tried and tested dinner and a movie date is always a great idea, although somewhat cliche and boring after being done so many times. Mix it up Duds by Dudes style by taking your date to mack on some tasty hors d'oeuvres at Costco, it's free and you get to try out the furniture, have a pillow fight in bedding and watch movies on the entertainment systems afterward. FYI International Pillow Fight Day is April 3rd. Seize the day.


2. Walk it out - For an informal day date its great to get outside and have a chance to chat. Most big cities have free events happening in their local parks. San Diego's Balboa Park has African dancing and drum circles every Sunday. New York's Central Park holds the famed Carousel with 57 magnificent horses. Pick up some frozen yogurt for a snack.


3. Get sweaty - Get your minds out of the gutter! We're talking about sports! Hit up the batting cages or driving range. There is always an opportunity to teach your date the "proper swinging technique" firsthand. If you've got a real athlete on your hands there is always the laser tag or paintball options.
And as always you'll want to look spiffy wearing your favorite Duds by Dudes threads. Keep it classy by calling 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on the Duds by Dudes website.

Plastic Beach

Hey Duds and Dudettes, has anyone checked out the new Gorillaz Plastic Beach website created with the release of the album?


It's pretty sick. Not only is the album cooler than Vanilla (on) Ice but the website is also an interactive game with awesome background tunes and consumerism and ecology-related themes that are relevant to the new album lyrics. Hot off the album check out the video for Stylo (featuring mos Def & Bobby Womack) below,

Gorillaz - New Music - More Music Videos

While we are pretty stoked on rockin out to the Gorillaz what makes it even better is getting our jam on while looking good. Get some sick threads by checking out our Duds by Dudes website, or calling at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You can also check us out on Facebook or Twitter.