How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

It should go without saying that anyone who wears a Duds by Dudes shirt is automatically lumped into the category of being really really ridiculously good looking. But what about those impromptu costume parties? Or weddings where you are forced to wear other regalia and the attention will be solely on your face? That's scary! Don't worry though, the Dudes have got you covered with an extremely informative and helpful video on how to trick people into thinking you are really good looking ...even when you're not.

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Lil Jon: Long Live the King of Crunk

Awesome news for our graphic designer Matt Schreiber, his Lil Jon photos have been released to the public and the are cooler than an Eskimo in Iceland! The article featured in Rolling Out magazine also has an online edition which you can CLICK HERE to see. Check out the awesome pics below,



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Missing Missy

Sometimes our special Duds by Dudes humor is lost on those who don't understand the "Cool Beans" mentality. Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked Matt (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence...


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.


This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.


Thanks Shan.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news.
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, Matt.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Attached poster as requested.
Regards, Matt.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, Matt.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in color please. Thanks.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, Matt.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, Matt.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.



From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, David.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.



From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.


From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.

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Onesie sporting events

The month of July has brought The Dudes a wonderful new game to play. We have fondly deemed our new game "onesie sporting". Onesie sporting is played by getting dressed up in any type of singlet, unitard, wetsuit or onesie, finding a commonly serious sporting event such as bowling or golf and sporting our little hearts out.


The winner of onesie sporting gets the most points awarded in the categories of:

1. Depth of wedgie
2. Sheerness of material
3. Animal prints and/or unique material prints
4. Private bits that may or may not have "accidentally" fallen out and are exposed to the raw elements

The conversations we create are worth it alone. Extra points are deemed to any player of the game if a random stranger brings up a "Green Man" reference from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Onesie Sporting has enabled the Dudes to gain myriad onesie experiences and our epic tales keep growing. For more information on the various onesie sporting activities and league contact information call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or following us on Twitter, adding us as a friend on Facebook, or giving us the bomb ass review on Yelp we know you've been dying to write.

Ohhh Sookie

The Dudette has the hots for the HBO show True Blood. We get it, those vampires are sexy-fierce. The Dudes have the hots for Snoop Dogg, and when you combine the two you have a killer combo music video.

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