Onesie sporting events

The month of July has brought The Dudes a wonderful new game to play. We have fondly deemed our new game "onesie sporting". Onesie sporting is played by getting dressed up in any type of singlet, unitard, wetsuit or onesie, finding a commonly serious sporting event such as bowling or golf and sporting our little hearts out.


The winner of onesie sporting gets the most points awarded in the categories of:

1. Depth of wedgie
2. Sheerness of material
3. Animal prints and/or unique material prints
4. Private bits that may or may not have "accidentally" fallen out and are exposed to the raw elements

The conversations we create are worth it alone. Extra points are deemed to any player of the game if a random stranger brings up a "Green Man" reference from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Onesie Sporting has enabled the Dudes to gain myriad onesie experiences and our epic tales keep growing. For more information on the various onesie sporting activities and league contact information call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or following us on Twitter, adding us as a friend on Facebook, or giving us the bomb ass review on Yelp we know you've been dying to write.