The measure of success

The Dudes success is based on several important variables, 1. We are really really ridiculously good looking, 2. We have a somewhat perverted yet very efficient robot assistant named Lemi-Winks to aid us with answering phones and arranging our work meetings,


3. We hang out with cool celebs like Justin Beiber, Britney Spears, Jim Jeffreys, and Carrot Top (alright not so cool, but every group needs the token weird guy to take the edge off), 4. We can clean up any spills of inks, booze, coffee, oil, or blood with ease using our amazing ShamWOW shammy cloth,

So if you need assistance with any or all of these previously listed items give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337), and we'll send Lemi-Winks right on over!