Travel companion needed. APPLY NOW!

We have a functioning time machine (we know it sounds unbelievable, but we assure you it works) that we need another person to operate with us. We're looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

We're leaving on January 30th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return February 2nd, 2011. We are going to June 1993 to handle some business. If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch our secretary's cat for the time we are gone.

Don't worry, we found Missy since the 20th of June and she probably won't run away again... maybe?

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumferance of your head is no more than 64cm. We will be leaving from San Diego, CA. Let us know if you want to go with us. We are also willing to travel to other years, but only after we have conducted our business. A small preview would probably look something like this,

Only serious applicants will be accepted, you may submit your qualifications by either looking us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp.