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According to Mental Floss, Captain Morgan isn't just a fictitiously inebriated person after all. He was actually a Welsh pirate who later became the lieutenant governor of Jamaica.

This got us to thinking, what other "fictitious" characters could be running around incognito? Could Sailor Jerry be chugging happy hour Jäger bombs at Boathouse in Point Loma? Does Bart Simpson do ollies on the boardwalk and steal street signs in PB?

Fortunately we had a run in with one of these so called "fictitious personalities," glimpsing none other than the Colonel. That's right, Colonel Sanders was caught playing volleyball in jorts, Top Gun style down at the beach in PB by our very own Dudette

Playin with the boys!

And while The Dudette did get some free body shots out of the encounter (alcoholic or sports related? You decide), we hear from a very reliable source that the Colonel has ulterior motives...

So as you can see, these "fictitious characters" aren't fooling anyone. We're onto you!

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