Representing the 80's

Duds by Dudes has been receiving some awesome compliments on our customer service lately, and the reason why is we follow the Michelle Tanner moto when conducting important business transactions with our customers,

We truly believe this 80's throwback is the way to go, so call up anytime day or night and The Dudes will give you a great big thumbs up, Full House style!

SexySaxManSaxaGrams

Duds by Dudes has been hand delivering SexySaxManSaxaGrams to all our best customers for their loyalty and all around awesomeness. If you haven't yet been the lucky recipient of a SexySaxManSaxaGram maybe it's time to give The Dudes a call and order up some more stuff, because this is not something to miss out on,

WINNING!!

Duds by Dudes have been majorly winning this March, even Charlie Sheen thinks so,

To get in on this action call up the Dudes at (866) 96-DUDES (38337), or just drop by our crib and do our WINNING dance with us. It looks a little something like this,

FREE lessons offered every Thursday at 3PM

Luck O' the Irish

Bring on the green!! This St Patrick's Day Duds by Dudes is celebrating in style. We found our own pot of gold and are buying all of our friends and loyal customers pints of green beer at the local pub! Check out our authentically Irish jig in the video below then come meet us on Thursday for ensuing St. Patty's Day shenanigans!


Now don't be scared of the wee little Leprechaun, besides pulling a few practical jokes he's relatively harmless. However, this informational video will give you all the necessary skills so you won't be fooled by his trickery this holiday.



Can't get enough of The Dudes? That's cool, we understand it's hard to resist such sexy animal magnetism. Give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook or Yelp!

Super-Model wanted. Only hellcats from Planet Kickass need apply.

Duds by Dudes is seeking 6'5" burly Rambo offspring Super-Model for our shirts.

By Super-Model we're not talking about some anorexic pussy boy who dresses in Abercrombie and Fitch and drives his Prius to the mall to shop for a Charmeuse silk duvet cover. Our Super-Model has to be the ultimate bad boy who was trained by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan. We are seeking a hellcat from Planet Kickass. Only testosterone-fueled super action junkies need apply because this legacy will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell us what you see. If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute He-Man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact us. We might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with our ladies, but we'll get back to you. And when we do, we’ll talk about a possible gig over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal little, we're throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can’t fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard us. FREE MC Hammer pants.


Rock on.

We Got You Babe!!

In honor of Valentine's Day Duds by Dudes has put together a special song and dance to show our love for our loyal customers. Check out our smooth moves and styling groves,


Happy Valentine's Day Dudes and Dudettes!

Breakin' it down!

There is nothing The Dudes like better than some good old fashioned American wrestling. The Dudette loves seeing those limber beefcakes flaunt their spandex onesie outfits. Actually we also love a good break dance, especially when it's done under the pretense of hypnosis. We think this video is the pinnacle of awesomeness for combining all of the awesome things we like.

Where we at?

Looking for something fun to do this weekend? Come hang with the Dudes and Duddette at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. We're gonna be rocking the Casba with that taco smell and pizza butt!

Best invention ever- The Booze Bra

Our resident Dudette is totally stoked on a new product she found. Commonly known as the "booze bra" this magical invention is hotter than sliced bread.

So simple yet elegant in execution and classy in taste. The booze bra is the Dudette's new favorite party accessory. Simply fill the plastic "cups" with your poison of choice, stuff that baby in your brazier and sip away! She never goes anywhere without it... actually we think she's wearing it right now, and it's 10:30 AM on a Thursday. All we have to say about that is GAME ON Dudette!


Now at first glance this next video might seem lewd, but don't worry ladies, it's Dudette approved. We thought it would be especially helpful since we know how much you ladies spend on your bras and we wouldn't mind keeping them intact for ya.

Duds by Dudes understands how awesome this booze bra is. That's why we bought hundreds of them! Give us a call and we'll even custom print a logo on there so you can be smart and stylish all at the same time.

Travel companion needed. APPLY NOW!

We have a functioning time machine (we know it sounds unbelievable, but we assure you it works) that we need another person to operate with us. We're looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

We're leaving on January 30th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return February 2nd, 2011. We are going to June 1993 to handle some business. If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch our secretary's cat for the time we are gone.

Don't worry, we found Missy since the 20th of June and she probably won't run away again... maybe?

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumferance of your head is no more than 64cm. We will be leaving from San Diego, CA. Let us know if you want to go with us. We are also willing to travel to other years, but only after we have conducted our business. A small preview would probably look something like this,

Only serious applicants will be accepted, you may submit your qualifications by either looking us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp.