Lil Jon, WHAT!!!

The awesome thing about being awesome is you get to do photo shoots for people like Lil Jon. Duds by Dudes even gets an appearance in the Lil Jon Teaser video at the 22 second mark. We we're like, WHAT!!! OKAY!!! Sometimes it's tough being a pretty big deal.

For more epic tales call us up at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check out our website. You can also add us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and give us a bomb review on Yelp. We'll also offer $20 off your next order if we hear from you on Yelp, so get to reviewing!

How to make a BAD ARSE paper airplane

Let's face it, sometimes even Duds by Dudes has technological glitches with our internet, computers, printers, and other Jetsons-like futuristic equipment. Now since a reliable teleportation device is not yet available for mass production, and last time we visited the black market in search of one we had a Dude lose a kidney, we have been forced into exploring other methods of communication. Our research has found that carrier pigeons, although cute are somewhat messy and the tried and tested tin can with a string attached has actually caused more gossipy miscommunication than it's been helpful. So through all our trial and error we have finally found the easiest and best way to get the message across... Paper airplanes.


The benefits of a well folded paper airplane include receiving multiple messages at the same time, increasing your hand-eye coordination skills, and being an all around origami bad ass. For step by step instructions on how to build the best paper airplane ever (and at Duds by Dudes we ONLY build the BEST) check out the 3 min video below.

How To Fold The BEST Paper Airplane In The WORLD - Amazing videos are here

For more fun with the Dudes check out our website. You can also friend us on Facebook, Tweet us on Twitter or write us a review on Yelp! We are also offering a Yelp promotion. Anyone who gives us a Yelp review will receive $20 off their next order. So get to Yelping for an awesome discount!

Cool Beans

A common saying around the D by D office is the ever popular and hip phrase "cool beans". This awesome wordage originated in the 70's but was popularized for children of the 80's by the TV show Full House. Now present day this phrase has again been resurfaced through an offbeat independent film called Hot Rod staring SNL's Andy Samberg.

As you can see we here at Duds by Dudes idolize the Cool Beans mantra and try to remember that all situations could use some more Cool Beans. To get in on this Beanie Cool action call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You can also check us out on Facebook, Twitter, and give us a bomb.com review on Yelp! Cause peeps love us on there!

Flaming Garbage Cans in Hip Hop Videos

Fellow children of the 80's, let's be honest here, we all have mad LOVE for a good booty shakin', chain blingin', grill flashin', hydraulics bouncin' hip hop video. One vital aspect however that is often overlooked is the pinnacle of human vocal flow acheivement, the flaming garbage can in a hip hop video. We have recently discovered a fellow blogger who shares our same enthusiasm for FGCIHHV (flaming garbage cans in hip hop videos) and want to give a shout out to the Trailer Park Ninja for his blogging dedication and passion for posting these FGCIHHV videos. A perfect example of a FGCIHHV is P.O.S. - Drum Roll. Not only is there a FGC but there are myriad other fire induced explosions. Check it out,

Trying to spot the FLG sometimes is kinda like a gangsta game of Where's Waldo, which is another awesome thing from the 90's, right around the time FLCs really started taking off. You can totally see the cultural connection here. For more FGCIHHV videos check out the Flaming Garbage Cans in Hip Hop Videos blog, and call up Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) for all of your FGC needs. You can also friend us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter or write us a bomb ass review on Yelp!

Say hello to our little friend, Spike

A few changes are happening in the world of the Dudes. The biggest is that we are moving offices to a bigger and better location to enable bigger and better production for your shirts. Along with the change of scenery Duds by Dudes is going to be strategically arranging our new space using the art of Fung Shui. This includes; Putting our computers in the North or West area of the office to enhance our creativity, decorating the new space with a good balance of Ying & Yang, and surrounding ourselves with plenty of live foliage. The first new edition to our plant family is our pet Venus Flytrap. We have named him Spike.

Not only is Spike a BAMF all on his own but he is also going to be our primary insect eliminator. Forget those Orkin guys, we saw him swallow a live spider this morning! BAMF!

For specialized "I dont eat meat but my plant does" tote bags call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). Or you can friend us on Facebook or tweet us on Twitter.

Cautionary tales of the Duds by Dudes Three Wolf Moon shirt

Although this shirt is more awesome than Chuck Norris karate kicking through a wall made out of live crocodiles, (and we can beat any Amazon.com price) we feel obligated to warn any and all unsuspecting victims who think that any Duds by Dudes Three Moon Wolf shirt doesn't hold real power. Please heed the Duds by Dudes warning from a real live Duds customer, Edward Morton, about the infamous Duds by Dudes Three Wolf Moon shirt,

"My Duds by Dudes shirt arrived in the mail last week. When I got home from work I found the shirt had torn itself out of the packaging, destroyed my mail box, broke into my house, slept with my wife, kicked my dog, and mowed my yard. Now it will not let me in the house. I have been sleeping in my pickup parked at least six blocks away. It has been three days. I'm cold, tired, and hungry. I think people are beginning to stare at me. Passers-by go to the other side of the street now. I may be hallucinating but I think I saw a squirrel laughing at me this morning. I called Duds by Dudes who said their shirts are so powerful that they encounter this problem all the time and together we devised a plan to get me back into my house. I'm going to dress in a Santa suit and go in through the chimney. I have a high-intensity taser and enough tranquilizer darts to subdue a rhino. Hopefully the Santa suit confuses the Duds by Dudes Shirt long enough for me to get off a shot or two.

UPDATE 1: I awoke in my truck this afternoon with a dart sticking out of my leg. It must have gone off on accident while I was loading it.

UPDATE 2: I awoke this morning in a hospital bed. I'm not sure what happened. Everything was going according to plan. I was through the chimney and in the living room and now I'm in a hospital with three darts wounds in my chest. The Duds by Dudes Shirt must have gotten the drop on me somehow. It is very strong.

UPDATE 3: I spoke with the FBI this morning. They decided the best choice was for me to enter the witness protection program. I am giving up on seeing my dog or my wife ever again. There will be no further updates."

So beware Dudes and Dudettes, heed Edward Morton's cautionary tale and realize that the power and vigor of a Duds by Dudes shirt is not to be abused! However if used properly X-ray vision, mind control, and the ability to raise the dead could be yours by calling Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). And don't worry, we got Ed back into his house after calling in the special forces.

We Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Although thoroughly reprehensible and always debautcherific, Tucker Max, the 34 year old author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell is a Duds by Dudes favorite. We have been following his torrid tales for long months now and vicariously living through his shenanigans. Max focuses his short stories on important themes such as drinking (often to excess), insulting people, and embarrassing sexual encounters. A sequel, titled Assholes Finish First is set to come out on October 19, 2010. We already have our copy on reserve. And for those movie buffs out there the official I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell movie was released in September, so hold onto your panties Dudes and Dudettes because this trailer is rated R,

What happens when you wear Duds by Dudes threads?

We are frequently asked the question, "What will happen when I put on my sweet custom made Duds by Dudes shirt?" Well my friends we have recently been exploring this phenomenon after hearing countless tales of monumental epicness, besides racking up a million more cool points and gaining the ability to fly we decided to show you exactly what you will be getting yourself into. Check out this short video clip then report back,

Alright, so we know it's an Axe commercial, but think about it, all that Dude in the commercial does is spray some clear liquid on his skin, just imagine if your skin were covered in sweet Duds by Dudes threads. We have henceforth decided to inform our customers and lawyers that we are not to be held responsible for the consequences. With that in mind if you are willing to accept the terms of agreement that come with donning a Duds by Dudes shirt give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp!

Who wants a Mustache ride?

Unfortunately the month of mustache March is almost over, however that doesn't mean the mustache rides need to stop. You can have fun all year long with our tried and tested Duds by Dudes Moustache tee shirt!




For tee shirt orders, questions, drinking buddies, or bail money call 866-96-DUDES (38337) or visit the Duds by Dudes website. We also really want to know what you, yes that's right, YOU think, so look us up on YELP! and leave a review.

Dating ideas, Duds by Dudes style!

Hey there Dudes and Dudettes, we know that the perils of the dating world can sometimes be rigerous and fraught with anxiety, that's why the Dudes have taken the intimiDATING out of dating by offering you these foolproof ideas.

1. Dinner and a movie - The tried and tested dinner and a movie date is always a great idea, although somewhat cliche and boring after being done so many times. Mix it up Duds by Dudes style by taking your date to mack on some tasty hors d'oeuvres at Costco, it's free and you get to try out the furniture, have a pillow fight in bedding and watch movies on the entertainment systems afterward. FYI International Pillow Fight Day is April 3rd. Seize the day.


2. Walk it out - For an informal day date its great to get outside and have a chance to chat. Most big cities have free events happening in their local parks. San Diego's Balboa Park has African dancing and drum circles every Sunday. New York's Central Park holds the famed Carousel with 57 magnificent horses. Pick up some frozen yogurt for a snack.


3. Get sweaty - Get your minds out of the gutter! We're talking about sports! Hit up the batting cages or driving range. There is always an opportunity to teach your date the "proper swinging technique" firsthand. If you've got a real athlete on your hands there is always the laser tag or paintball options.
And as always you'll want to look spiffy wearing your favorite Duds by Dudes threads. Keep it classy by calling 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on the Duds by Dudes website.