Travel companion needed. APPLY NOW!

We have a functioning time machine (we know it sounds unbelievable, but we assure you it works) that we need another person to operate with us. We're looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

We're leaving on January 30th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return February 2nd, 2011. We are going to June 1993 to handle some business. If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch our secretary's cat for the time we are gone.

Don't worry, we found Missy since the 20th of June and she probably won't run away again... maybe?

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumferance of your head is no more than 64cm. We will be leaving from San Diego, CA. Let us know if you want to go with us. We are also willing to travel to other years, but only after we have conducted our business. A small preview would probably look something like this,

Only serious applicants will be accepted, you may submit your qualifications by either looking us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp.

The circle of trust

With a New Year comes new resolutions, feel-good holiday movies, those same awkward feelings of dealing with the in-laws, and of course some new tunage for those music junkies. One of Duds by Dudes favorite things to do is find awesome parody remixes which combine all these elements. Inspired by Ben Stiller's epic triology about awkward family misunderstandings here is his new movie Little Fockers put into a solid remix,

Happy Holidays, DbyD style!

Duds by Dudes decided to get our hip hop on in elf costume for a little holiday fun. Check out our killer moves for some extra cheer this Christmas and Hanukkah season,

Thank You WARS!!

We've all been there, on the receiving end of a mustard-from-around-the-world gift basket, a sweater hand knit from recycled socks, and flu viruses you have received from other people. Even these absurd and outlandish gifts require a Thank You note for the person who put in so much thought. Hopefully you won't get caught in an epic battle of writing Thank You notes to their Thank You notes and end up like these two couples,

Thank You - watch more funny videos

Or you can just send a custom printed card from Duds by Dudes. Those babies are so good there is no way they can be beat. You WIN! For more awesome holiday gift ideas call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or write us a review on YELP!

Halfway to Movember

Today is the official halfway point of the mustached month of Movember. For all the dudettes out there who can't grow a stache and are feeling left out of the shenanigans the Dudes have discovered a way for you to contribute to the cause. Check out the video below for some outstanding ideas on how you as a Dudette can fight cancer in Movember,

Our resident Dudette saw Cancer steal a handicapped parking spot from an old granny at a grocery store, then Cancer got out of the car and bent granny's radio antenna before kicking her tire, so the Dudette is totally on board with giving this guy his comeuppance. For more ideas on how you can contribute to the fight against cancer, or places to shop for lingerie call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or write us an awesome review on YELP!

Awesome Halloween costumes

With another successful Halloween under the belt Duds by Dudes has compiled a best costumes video that checks out the most popular costumes of this year.

The measure of success

The Dudes success is based on several important variables, 1. We are really really ridiculously good looking, 2. We have a somewhat perverted yet very efficient robot assistant named Lemi-Winks to aid us with answering phones and arranging our work meetings,


3. We hang out with cool celebs like Justin Beiber, Britney Spears, Jim Jeffreys, and Carrot Top (alright not so cool, but every group needs the token weird guy to take the edge off), 4. We can clean up any spills of inks, booze, coffee, oil, or blood with ease using our amazing ShamWOW shammy cloth,

So if you need assistance with any or all of these previously listed items give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337), and we'll send Lemi-Winks right on over!

This is NOT a sad panda

Cali Swag District's new song "Teach Me How to Dougie" has been sweeping the West Coast with it's smooth moves and super bumpin' beat. You can learn how to Dougie too with these super simple moves,

We'll admit, sometimes we like to bust a move here at the Duds by Dudes office. As a matter of fact it's how we solve most of our disputes between the designers. We will have a design-off then the winner gets to shame the loser with their sweet dance moves. Although it can't always be guaranteed 100% that the "friendly competition" victory dance won't end like this,

Anchorman Newscaster Fight - watch more funny videos

Regardless of trident related injuries everybody is getting into the Dougie. As a matter of fact we had a recent unforgettable experience at the local zoo with our new panda friend,

So if you've been getting tired of the hum drum boring old helicopter or elbow freeze move try busting out some Dougie. Guaranteed it's gonna be a hit. And if you need help perfecting the moves call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337)

T-shirt Timeee!

Our ever faithful and feisty friends on the Jersey Shore have come through again with an awesome song created and performed with (We're sure) Duds by Dudes in mind.

It's T-shirt Timeee has become the Duds by Dudes new company motto. So thank you Guidos, faux-tanners, T-shirt wearers, and sweaty fist pumping people alike for making our day just a little more awesome. For more t-shirt fun call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on Facebook or Yelp.

"It's T-shirt Timeee has changed the way I dress, do business, fist pump, shake my shake weights, and talk to the ladies. I'm getting all my shirts from Duds by Dudes for T-shirt Timeee."
- Mike Delphino, real Duds by Dudes customer

Have a perfect graduation with Goennounce!

College is a monumental time in every young adults life. There are the infamous toga parties, those late night fast food runs with friends, perfecting your hang-eye coordination with hours of Frisbee golf, developing cunning skills of problem solving to find excuses for not going to those boring classes, and lets not forget painting your entire body in team colors for the Big Game! Unfortunately though every crazy college story must come to an end. Duds by Dudes suggests celebrating graduation day in style with Goennounce.com. Simple, easy, and aesthetically pleasing graduation announcements. Goennounce is free, it's environmentally friendly, and they have tons of options and colors for any school and personal taste. So if you are looking toward the future but don't want to waste a moment of the precious time you have left ordering and hand writing announcements then check out Goennounce.com for some pretty snazzy graduation announcements.