Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The measure of success

The Dudes success is based on several important variables, 1. We are really really ridiculously good looking, 2. We have a somewhat perverted yet very efficient robot assistant named Lemi-Winks to aid us with answering phones and arranging our work meetings,


3. We hang out with cool celebs like Justin Beiber, Britney Spears, Jim Jeffreys, and Carrot Top (alright not so cool, but every group needs the token weird guy to take the edge off), 4. We can clean up any spills of inks, booze, coffee, oil, or blood with ease using our amazing ShamWOW shammy cloth,



So if you need assistance with any or all of these previously listed items give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337), and we'll send Lemi-Winks right on over!

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

This is NOT a sad panda

Cali Swag District's new song "Teach Me How to Dougie" has been sweeping the West Coast with it's smooth moves and super bumpin' beat. You can learn how to Dougie too with these super simple moves,



We'll admit, sometimes we like to bust a move here at the Duds by Dudes office. As a matter of fact it's how we solve most of our disputes between the designers. We will have a design-off then the winner gets to shame the loser with their sweet dance moves. Although it can't always be guaranteed 100% that the "friendly competition" victory dance won't end like this,



Regardless of trident related injuries everybody is getting into the Dougie. As a matter of fact we had a recent unforgettable experience at the local zoo with our new panda friend,



So if you've been getting tired of the hum drum boring old helicopter or elbow freeze move try busting out some Dougie. Guaranteed it's gonna be a hit. And if you need help perfecting the moves call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337)


Friday, October 15, 2010

T-shirt Timeee!

Our ever faithful and feisty friends on the Jersey Shore have come through again with an awesome song created and performed with (We're sure) Duds by Dudes in mind.



It's T-shirt Timeee has become the Duds by Dudes new company motto. So thank you Guidos, faux-tanners, T-shirt wearers, and sweaty fist pumping people alike for making our day just a little more awesome. For more t-shirt fun call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on Facebook or Yelp.

"It's T-shirt Timeee has changed the way I dress, do business, fist pump, shake my shake weights, and talk to the ladies. I'm getting all my shirts from Duds by Dudes for T-shirt Timeee."
- Mike Delphino, real Duds by Dudes customer

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Have a perfect graduation with Goennounce!

College is a monumental time in every young adults life. There are the infamous toga parties, those late night fast food runs with friends, perfecting your hang-eye coordination with hours of Frisbee golf, developing cunning skills of problem solving to find excuses for not going to those boring classes, and lets not forget painting your entire body in team colors for the Big Game! Unfortunately though every crazy college story must come to an end. Duds by Dudes suggests celebrating graduation day in style with Goennounce.com. Simple, easy, and aesthetically pleasing graduation announcements. Goennounce is free, it's environmentally friendly, and they have tons of options and colors for any school and personal taste. So if you are looking toward the future but don't want to waste a moment of the precious time you have left ordering and hand writing announcements then check out Goennounce.com for some pretty snazzy graduation announcements.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Cordero, Bathtub, and Wolf

The Dudette recently had a run in with the long arm of the law. In her defense we think it sounded like a perfectly legitimate idea to buy a cop doughnuts and milk. Seriously, who doesn't like a snack every once in a while? Fortunately she got the right lawyer to defend her case. She also found a parent for a feral child and a pretty sweet place to take a bubble bath. This Lawyer Cordero runs an awesome one stop shop,


For help with ANY other legal problems, or if you need a kazoo or paper airplane folding lessons Duds by Dudes has got your back. Call us at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on Facebook or Yelp!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Save 25% on all Banners in September and November!

Duds by Dudes* is offering a special price on any and all banners for the rest of September and the month of November. You may be asking yourself right now, "What would a dude like me need a banner for?" Which is a very valid question. We suggest getting a banner for your sports team, add some flair to your next party, make it wave by attaching it to those spare crazy wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube men,

or hang something really obnoxious in front of your house just for the sole reason of heckling your neighbors. Whichever rout you choose to use just be sure to get in on this sweet coupon while the gettin is good. CLICK HERE for this crazy wacky wavy deal!

*Call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). Coupon is limited one per household. This coupon may be transferable to friends, family, and even neighbors if you wish to get back in their good graces.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Kenny Powers. Man, Myth, Legend!

The infamous and always entertaining baseball aficionado, Kenny Powers, is returning to TV September 26. The man known for his epic tag line, "You're F*cking Outta HERE!" is a Duds by Dudes favorite. We have in our possession a special preview of his amazing training video.



Kenny Powers, maker of his own inspirational audio tapes and sexy seducer of women, a man, a myth, a legend. Thank God Kenny is coming back because we have been jonsin' for more KP all summer.


For specialized KP shirts, ball caps, or autographed Kenny Powers baseballs call the Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check out our website. You can also add us on Facebook, or write us an awesome review on Yelp!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Extreme Kiteboarding

Duds by Dudes was given the opportunity to print some rad jerseys for our buddies over at Calikites. The Calikites dudes recently went on a weekend trip to Baja, Mexico where they rocked the kiteboarding scene.








Check out this video to see some kick ass kiteboarding by some peeps who are looking sweet in Duds by Dudes custom printed jerseys...



If you're feeling all kinds of pumped up after this video and want to dance around, fist pump until you pull an arm muscle, and maybe do some ninja kicks call the Dudes at 866-96- DUDES (38337) for a partner in crime, or we can just print you up some rad jerseys of your own! You can also check us out on Facebook, and leave us an awesome review on Yelp!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Moxie, beverage of gourmets!

Because we are a pretty big deal around here Duds by Dudes has some pretty sweet connections. One of our highest level contacts has scored us the Beverage of Gourmets, AKA Moxi soda. Moxie was first invented for medicinal purposes, thus encouaging it's bitter taste. However the Dudes have found a way to maximize both drinkability and awesomeness... mixing Moxie with Jägermeister. This smart concoction has become somewhat of a trend in the Dudes world and we are proud to call the idea our own!


Now for the average first timer Moxie taster there are a few guidelines that need to be observed. Please watch the informational video below to avoid any confusion and maximize your taste buds potential,



Check out our own Duds by Dudes three sips Moxie experiment on our unsuspecting intern by CLICKING HERE! And give us a review on Yelp!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

PubCakes

If there are two things the Dudes love it's beer and cupcakes. Put them together and voila! PubCakes!


The brilliance of mixing beer with cupcakes came to fruition by combining the devout love of beer and cupcakes and the desire to share it with others. The Dudes local town of San Diego has a unique craft beer scene, thus our personal favorite PubCake is the Stoned Portzilla which features beer from the awesome local Stone IPA.
There are five other rare flavors to savor, and our beloved downtown bar, The Tipsy Crow, already carries them!

To get more of these tasty treats along with a cold one call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You can also check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp!