Epic Tales from Dudes Who Wear Sweet Duds

We're Sexy and we know it!!

2012-01-18T15:58:00.000-08:00

Something The Dudes like to do first thing in the morning before we come into work is get PUMPED UP!! We do this in a multitude of ways, each Dude or Dudette having their own method of personal pumpage. Brian likes to pump it up by watching a montage of stuff blowing up from the Lethal Weapon movies and doing stealth summersaults across his living room floor. Matt gets pumped by rolling a huge wheel of cheese down a really really ridiculously big hill and jumping in a shopping cart to chase after the cheese. And it never fails to get Juli pumped if the Dudette blasts some techno music and drives in the fast lane fist pumping with both hands and one leg the whole way up the I-5. Although our methods vary from Dude to Dude to Dudette we can all agree on one method of utter awesomeness that will get us in the mood for a good day, and that is a dramatic and enticing reading of LMFAO's new song, "I'm Sexy and I Know It", because let us tell you guys, at Duds by Dudes we ARE sexy, and we DO know it! If you're feeling the need for speed check out the video below,

Duds by Dudes 2011 Recap

2011-12-07T12:26:00.001-08:00

Click on the picture above to see some serious Hanukkah booty shakin'!

As another year comes to a close we are left reminiscing about all the good times we've had over the past 12 months. The Dudes started 2011 out right partying in Vegas at the PPAI conference. Enabling us to get you the best promotional products around.

February brought us the opportunity to work with Sun Strides. The mission of the Sun Strides Foundation is to provide sustainable energy solutions for people with limited resources throughout the developing world.

In March we concentrated on the Rancho Run. The Rancho Run is a 5K race organized by the group Valhalla Gives Back. This organization benefits the community by collecting clothes for the needy, initiating canned food drives, and a pushing for greater awareness of recycling.

April was a month of super awesome high fives with National High Five Day celebrated on the third Thursday of every April. Our signature round-the-back-through-the-legs-palm-spit-piggybacker high five was worth the month of practice for the perfection that we now execute this smooth maneuver.

May enabled The Dudes to work with UCSD Delta Gamma's basketball tournament philanthropy, Anchor Slam. All Anchor Slam proceeds benefited the foundation Service for Sight.

In June we gave due credit to the creators of the awesome independent clothing lines we print for, Amp boarding, Bombdiggs, and Catalyst.

Then came the heavy heat of summer, Duds by Dudes let loose in July and August with a mishmash of squirt gun wars, cheese rolling events, baby Monkey dances and fainting goat competitions.

September was dedicated to back to school shenanigans, and also the printing of LJCD 9/11 shirts. Duds by Dudes was proud to be a part of honoring this event in our national history.

October brought breast cancer awareness month. Pink Week and Dig For the Cure were two events we were asked to print for which raise money and awareness for the Susan G. Komen Foundation. We also engaged in the Race for Grace, which contributes to the annual Buddy Walk each October to bring community awareness to celebrate individuals with Down Syndrome.

November always holds a special place in The Dudes hearts because for an entire month we participate in Movember. Movember is a month where men are sponsored to grow out a mustache and the proceeds benefit Men's health issues such as postate cancer research. November also found The Dudes sporting Speedos (for charity of course) and starting splash fights. This was all for the philanthropic cause of fighting visually impairing diseases at annual UCSD Delta Gamma sorority synchronized swimming event, known as Anchor Splash.

As the holiday season approaches Duds by Dudes will be busy hanging lights, decorating our Christmas trees, and rapping our way to the festival of lights. Check out our sweet moves in the video below, we've been practicing all year!

Click HERE for a Hanukkah rap!

Movember!

2011-11-08T14:57:00.000-08:00

Ahhhh another November means it is time to celebrate the Mo's, mustaches that is. Every November thousands of men grow out their sweet staches to contribute to Movember. Movember is a mustache growing charity event dedicated to raising awareness and funds for men's health issues, such as prostate cancer and male depression. Check out the video below for some facts on Movember.

The Dudes (and the Dudette via sponsorship and moral support) at Duds by Dudes are creating a Movember surprise doing what we do best. NO, it doesn't involve shake weights even though we are really really ridiculously good at shakin' it. We are making our very own Movember contribution by printing up some sweet shirts,

Since we love our non-stache growing Dudettes we're making some pretty pink shirts for the ladies so they can rock staches too at the national Movember Gala Partés on December 1st.

ENLARGEMENT OF FRONT

ENLARGEMENT OF BACK

And last but not least, a shout out to some dedicated stache growers which definitely get a Duds by Dudes double thumbs up!

To get a Mustachio shirt for yourself or a friend call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). Or check us out on Yelp, Facebook, or Twitter.

Movember AHOY!

2011-10-31T15:33:00.000-07:00

Get ready Dudes and Dudettes because tomorrow is the start of another Movember holiday! Movember is a month of mustache growing and showing to benefit Men's heath issues. In a month where Mo equals Mustache, start by being clean shaven on November 1st and grow that stache for the next 30 days. Get some Mo Brothers and Mo Sistahs to join the cause by either growing their own stache or sponsoring yours. Check out the video below to see how all this fantastic stacheyness got started. And Duds by Dudes will see you at the ending Movember party to celebrate a great month!

Halloween Monster Mash

2011-10-21T15:14:00.000-07:00

This Halloween Duds by Dudes got the gang together to bring you a special rendition of the classic Monster Mash. Check out all the stomping, ass smacking, and other ghoulish moves by clicking on the video below.

Monster Mash

Duds by Dudes is going crazy for cone-ing!!

2011-09-27T10:14:00.000-07:00

Cone-ing. The new favorite Duds by Dudes lunchtime activity. It's simple, watch the video then get your car, your hunger, and your professional He-Man cone handling grip ready for the drive-thru to create your own whirl wind cone-ing adventure.

The Golden Rule

2011-06-03T15:43:00.000-07:00

Duds by Dudes is a pretty big deal around here, thus we don't need to bother with petty things like always remembering to wear underwear and other hum drum boring rules like that. However, there is one rule that The Dudes will always abide by, The Golden Rule. Refer to the video below for a full explanation of the regulations and guidelines associated with the Golden Rule,

The dudes would like to volunteer our services to any ladies who are eager to explore the full potential of The Golden Rule.,We are available any time day or night ladies, anytime day or night! Call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337)

Representing the 80's

2011-05-18T12:45:00.000-07:00

Duds by Dudes has been receiving some awesome compliments on our customer service lately, and the reason why is we follow the Michelle Tanner moto when conducting important business transactions with our customers,

We truly believe this 80's throwback is the way to go, so call up anytime day or night and The Dudes will give you a great big thumbs up, Full House style!

SexySaxManSaxaGrams

2011-04-19T13:47:00.000-07:00

Duds by Dudes has been hand delivering SexySaxManSaxaGrams to all our best customers for their loyalty and all around awesomeness. If you haven't yet been the lucky recipient of a SexySaxManSaxaGram maybe it's time to give The Dudes a call and order up some more stuff, because this is not something to miss out on,

Playin' with the Boys

2011-04-05T15:31:00.000-07:00

Sometimes you gotta get a little dirty playin' with your boys. Duds by Dudes loves to tear up the courts, and with summer just around the corner our bodies are gonna be working overtime. We would also like to give a special blog shout out to our favorite Duds by Dudes athletic gear sporting girls and guys. Check out the digs,

For some quality crunching-it time give The Dudes a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337). We're always down to get dirty!

WINNING!!

2011-03-24T13:16:00.000-07:00

Duds by Dudes have been majorly winning this March, even Charlie Sheen thinks so,

To get in on this action call up the Dudes at (866) 96-DUDES (38337), or just drop by our crib and do our WINNING dance with us. It looks a little something like this,

FREE lessons offered every Thursday at 3PM

Luck O' the Irish

2011-03-15T13:22:00.000-07:00

Bring on the green!! This St Patrick's Day Duds by Dudes is celebrating in style. We found our own pot of gold and are buying all of our friends and loyal customers pints of green beer at the local pub! Check out our authentically Irish jig in the video below then come meet us on Thursday for ensuing St. Patty's Day shenanigans!

Now don't be scared of the wee little Leprechaun, besides pulling a few practical jokes he's relatively harmless. However, this informational video will give you all the necessary skills so you won't be fooled by his trickery this holiday.

Can't get enough of The Dudes? That's cool, we understand it's hard to resist such sexy animal magnetism. Give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook or Yelp!

Super-Model wanted. Only hellcats from Planet Kickass need apply.

2011-02-15T00:17:00.000-08:00

Duds by Dudes is seeking 6'5" burly Rambo offspring Super-Model for our shirts.

By Super-Model we're not talking about some anorexic pussy boy who dresses in Abercrombie and Fitch and drives his Prius to the mall to shop for a Charmeuse silk duvet cover. Our Super-Model has to be the ultimate bad boy who was trained by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan. We are seeking a hellcat from Planet Kickass. Only testosterone-fueled super action junkies need apply because this legacy will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell us what you see. If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute He-Man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact us. We might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with our ladies, but we'll get back to you. And when we do, we’ll talk about a possible gig over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal little, we're throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can’t fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard us. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Rock on.

We Got You Babe!!

2011-02-07T14:17:00.000-08:00

In honor of Valentine's Day Duds by Dudes has put together a special song and dance to show our love for our loyal customers. Check out our smooth moves and styling groves,

Happy Valentine's Day Dudes and Dudettes!

Breakin' it down!

2011-02-03T12:18:00.000-08:00

There is nothing The Dudes like better than some good old fashioned American wrestling. The Dudette loves seeing those limber beefcakes flaunt their spandex onesie outfits. Actually we also love a good break dance, especially when it's done under the pretense of hypnosis. We think this video is the pinnacle of awesomeness for combining all of the awesome things we like.

Where we at?

2011-01-28T11:24:00.000-08:00

Looking for something fun to do this weekend? Come hang with the Dudes and Duddette at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. We're gonna be rocking the Casba with that taco smell and pizza butt!

Best invention ever- The Booze Bra

2011-01-19T14:42:00.000-08:00

Our resident Dudette is totally stoked on a new product she found. Commonly known as the "booze bra" this magical invention is hotter than sliced bread.

So simple yet elegant in execution and classy in taste. The booze bra is the Dudette's new favorite party accessory. Simply fill the plastic "cups" with your poison of choice, stuff that baby in your brazier and sip away! She never goes anywhere without it... actually we think she's wearing it right now, and it's 10:30 AM on a Thursday. All we have to say about that is GAME ON Dudette!

Now at first glance this next video might seem lewd, but don't worry ladies, it's Dudette approved. We thought it would be especially helpful since we know how much you ladies spend on your bras and we wouldn't mind keeping them intact for ya.

Duds by Dudes understands how awesome this booze bra is. That's why we bought hundreds of them! Give us a call and we'll even custom print a logo on there so you can be smart and stylish all at the same time.

Travel companion needed. APPLY NOW!

2011-01-04T13:16:00.000-08:00

We have a functioning time machine (we know it sounds unbelievable, but we assure you it works) that we need another person to operate with us. We're looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

We're leaving on January 30th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return February 2nd, 2011. We are going to June 1993 to handle some business. If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch our secretary's cat for the time we are gone.

Don't worry, we found Missy since the 20th of June and she probably won't run away again... maybe?

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumferance of your head is no more than 64cm. We will be leaving from San Diego, CA. Let us know if you want to go with us. We are also willing to travel to other years, but only after we have conducted our business. A small preview would probably look something like this,

Only serious applicants will be accepted, you may submit your qualifications by either looking us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp.

The circle of trust

2011-01-03T15:28:00.000-08:00

With a New Year comes new resolutions, feel-good holiday movies, those same awkward feelings of dealing with the in-laws, and of course some new tunage for those music junkies. One of Duds by Dudes favorite things to do is find awesome parody remixes which combine all these elements. Inspired by Ben Stiller's epic triology about awkward family misunderstandings here is his new movie Little Fockers put into a solid remix,

Happy Holidays, DbyD style!

2010-12-20T15:42:00.000-08:00

Duds by Dudes decided to get our hip hop on in elf costume for a little holiday fun. Check out our killer moves for some extra cheer this Christmas and Hanukkah season,

Thank You WARS!!

2010-11-28T12:10:00.000-08:00

We've all been there, on the receiving end of a mustard-from-around-the-world gift basket, a sweater hand knit from recycled socks, and flu viruses you have received from other people. Even these absurd and outlandish gifts require a Thank You note for the person who put in so much thought. Hopefully you won't get caught in an epic battle of writing Thank You notes to their Thank You notes and end up like these two couples,

Thank You - watch more funny videos

Or you can just send a custom printed card from Duds by Dudes. Those babies are so good there is no way they can be beat. You WIN! For more awesome holiday gift ideas call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or write us a review on YELP!

Halfway to Movember

2010-11-16T13:10:00.000-08:00

Today is the official halfway point of the mustached month of Movember. For all the dudettes out there who can't grow a stache and are feeling left out of the shenanigans the Dudes have discovered a way for you to contribute to the cause. Check out the video below for some outstanding ideas on how you as a Dudette can fight cancer in Movember,

Our resident Dudette saw Cancer steal a handicapped parking spot from an old granny at a grocery store, then Cancer got out of the car and bent granny's radio antenna before kicking her tire, so the Dudette is totally on board with giving this guy his comeuppance. For more ideas on how you can contribute to the fight against cancer, or places to shop for lingerie call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or write us an awesome review on YELP!

Awesome Halloween costumes

2010-11-03T14:31:00.000-07:00

With another successful Halloween under the belt Duds by Dudes has compiled a best costumes video that checks out the most popular costumes of this year.

The measure of success

2010-10-26T16:49:00.000-07:00

The Dudes success is based on several important variables, 1. We are really really ridiculously good looking, 2. We have a somewhat perverted yet very efficient robot assistant named Lemi-Winks to aid us with answering phones and arranging our work meetings,

3. We hang out with cool celebs like Justin Beiber, Britney Spears, Jim Jeffreys, and Carrot Top (alright not so cool, but every group needs the token weird guy to take the edge off), 4. We can clean up any spills of inks, booze, coffee, oil, or blood with ease using our amazing ShamWOW shammy cloth,

So if you need assistance with any or all of these previously listed items give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337), and we'll send Lemi-Winks right on over!

This is NOT a sad panda

2010-10-19T10:40:00.000-07:00

Cali Swag District's new song "Teach Me How to Dougie" has been sweeping the West Coast with it's smooth moves and super bumpin' beat. You can learn how to Dougie too with these super simple moves,

We'll admit, sometimes we like to bust a move here at the Duds by Dudes office. As a matter of fact it's how we solve most of our disputes between the designers. We will have a design-off then the winner gets to shame the loser with their sweet dance moves. Although it can't always be guaranteed 100% that the "friendly competition" victory dance won't end like this,

Anchorman Newscaster Fight - watch more funny videos

Regardless of trident related injuries everybody is getting into the Dougie. As a matter of fact we had a recent unforgettable experience at the local zoo with our new panda friend,

So if you've been getting tired of the hum drum boring old helicopter or elbow freeze move try busting out some Dougie. Guaranteed it's gonna be a hit. And if you need help perfecting the moves call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337)

T-shirt Timeee!

2010-10-15T12:37:00.000-07:00

Our ever faithful and feisty friends on the Jersey Shore have come through again with an awesome song created and performed with (We're sure) Duds by Dudes in mind.

It's T-shirt Timeee has become the Duds by Dudes new company motto. So thank you Guidos, faux-tanners, T-shirt wearers, and sweaty fist pumping people alike for making our day just a little more awesome. For more t-shirt fun call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on Facebook or Yelp.

"It's T-shirt Timeee has changed the way I dress, do business, fist pump, shake my shake weights, and talk to the ladies. I'm getting all my shirts from Duds by Dudes for T-shirt Timeee."
- Mike Delphino, real Duds by Dudes customer

Have a perfect graduation with Goennounce!

2010-10-07T16:21:00.000-07:00

College is a monumental time in every young adults life. There are the infamous toga parties, those late night fast food runs with friends, perfecting your hang-eye coordination with hours of Frisbee golf, developing cunning skills of problem solving to find excuses for not going to those boring classes, and lets not forget painting your entire body in team colors for the Big Game! Unfortunately though every crazy college story must come to an end. Duds by Dudes suggests celebrating graduation day in style with Goennounce.com. Simple, easy, and aesthetically pleasing graduation announcements. Goennounce is free, it's environmentally friendly, and they have tons of options and colors for any school and personal taste. So if you are looking toward the future but don't want to waste a moment of the precious time you have left ordering and hand writing announcements then check out Goennounce.com for some pretty snazzy graduation announcements.

Cordero, Bathtub, and Wolf

2010-09-29T11:10:00.000-07:00

The Dudette recently had a run in with the long arm of the law. In her defense we think it sounded like a perfectly legitimate idea to buy a cop doughnuts and milk. Seriously, who doesn't like a snack every once in a while? Fortunately she got the right lawyer to defend her case. She also found a parent for a feral child and a pretty sweet place to take a bubble bath. This Lawyer Cordero runs an awesome one stop shop,

Cordero, Bathtub & Wolf - watch more funny videos

For help with ANY other legal problems, or if you need a kazoo or paper airplane folding lessons Duds by Dudes has got your back. Call us at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on Facebook or Yelp!

Save 25% on all Banners in September and November!

2010-09-21T14:22:00.000-07:00

Duds by Dudes* is offering a special price on any and all banners for the rest of September and the month of November. You may be asking yourself right now, "What would a dude like me need a banner for?" Which is a very valid question. We suggest getting a banner for your sports team, add some flair to your next party, make it wave by attaching it to those spare crazy wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube men,

or hang something really obnoxious in front of your house just for the sole reason of heckling your neighbors. Whichever rout you choose to use just be sure to get in on this sweet coupon while the gettin is good. CLICK HERE for this crazy wacky wavy deal!

*Call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). Coupon is limited one per household. This coupon may be transferable to friends, family, and even neighbors if you wish to get back in their good graces.

Kenny Powers. Man, Myth, Legend!

2010-09-13T11:00:00.000-07:00

The infamous and always entertaining baseball aficionado, Kenny Powers, is returning to TV September 26. The man known for his epic tag line, "You're F*cking Outta HERE!" is a Duds by Dudes favorite. We have in our possession a special preview of his amazing training video.

Kenny Powers, maker of his own inspirational audio tapes and sexy seducer of women, a man, a myth, a legend. Thank God Kenny is coming back because we have been jonsin' for more KP all summer.

For specialized KP shirts, ball caps, or autographed Kenny Powers baseballs call the Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check out our website. You can also add us on Facebook, or write us an awesome review on Yelp!

Extreme Kiteboarding

2010-09-08T17:12:00.000-07:00

Duds by Dudes was given the opportunity to print some rad jerseys for our buddies over at Calikites. The Calikites dudes recently went on a weekend trip to Baja, Mexico where they rocked the kiteboarding scene.

Check out this video to see some kick ass kiteboarding by some peeps who are looking sweet in Duds by Dudes custom printed jerseys...

If you're feeling all kinds of pumped up after this video and want to dance around, fist pump until you pull an arm muscle, and maybe do some ninja kicks call the Dudes at 866-96- DUDES (38337) for a partner in crime, or we can just print you up some rad jerseys of your own! You can also check us out on Facebook, and leave us an awesome review on Yelp!

Moxie, beverage of gourmets!

2010-08-19T18:06:00.001-07:00

Because we are a pretty big deal around here Duds by Dudes has some pretty sweet connections. One of our highest level contacts has scored us the Beverage of Gourmets, AKA Moxi soda. Moxie was first invented for medicinal purposes, thus encouaging it's bitter taste. However the Dudes have found a way to maximize both drinkability and awesomeness... mixing Moxie with Jägermeister. This smart concoction has become somewhat of a trend in the Dudes world and we are proud to call the idea our own!

Now for the average first timer Moxie taster there are a few guidelines that need to be observed. Please watch the informational video below to avoid any confusion and maximize your taste buds potential,

Check out our own Duds by Dudes three sips Moxie experiment on our unsuspecting intern by CLICKING HERE! And give us a review on Yelp!

PubCakes

2010-08-11T12:01:00.000-07:00

If there are two things the Dudes love it's beer and cupcakes. Put them together and voila! PubCakes!

The brilliance of mixing beer with cupcakes came to fruition by combining the devout love of beer and cupcakes and the desire to share it with others. The Dudes local town of San Diego has a unique craft beer scene, thus our personal favorite PubCake is the Stoned Portzilla which features beer from the awesome local Stone IPA.
There are five other rare flavors to savor, and our beloved downtown bar, The Tipsy Crow, already carries them!

To get more of these tasty treats along with a cold one call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You can also check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp!

How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

2010-07-30T10:39:00.000-07:00

It should go without saying that anyone who wears a Duds by Dudes shirt is automatically lumped into the category of being really really ridiculously good looking. But what about those impromptu costume parties? Or weddings where you are forced to wear other regalia and the attention will be solely on your face? That's scary! Don't worry though, the Dudes have got you covered with an extremely informative and helpful video on how to trick people into thinking you are really good looking ...even when you're not.

If you need help tricking people into thinking you're really good looking Duds by Dudes is here to help. Call us at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or friend us on Facebook. You can also write us an awesome review on Yelp!

Lil Jon: Long Live the King of Crunk

2010-07-21T15:25:00.000-07:00

Awesome news for our graphic designer Matt Schreiber, his Lil Jon photos have been released to the public and the are cooler than an Eskimo in Iceland! The article featured in Rolling Out magazine also has an online edition which you can CLICK HERE to see. Check out the awesome pics below,

To hang out with some pretty cool peeps who give knuckles to Lil Jon call Duds by Dudes at 866-96- DUDES (38337). Or check us out on Facebook or Yelp!

Missing Missy

2010-07-12T11:19:00.000-07:00

Sometimes our special Duds by Dudes humor is lost on those who don't understand the "Cool Beans" mentality. Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked Matt (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence...

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.

Thanks Shan.

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news.
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, Matt.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Attached poster as requested.
Regards, Matt.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, Matt.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in color please. Thanks.

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, Matt.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, Matt.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.

From: Matt Schreiber
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: Matt Schreiber
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.

For more shenanigans call the Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or give us the bomb review on Yelp you've been dying to give!

Onesie sporting events

2010-07-07T14:47:00.000-07:00

The month of July has brought The Dudes a wonderful new game to play. We have fondly deemed our new game "onesie sporting". Onesie sporting is played by getting dressed up in any type of singlet, unitard, wetsuit or onesie, finding a commonly serious sporting event such as bowling or golf and sporting our little hearts out.

The winner of onesie sporting gets the most points awarded in the categories of:

1. Depth of wedgie
2. Sheerness of material
3. Animal prints and/or unique material prints
4. Private bits that may or may not have "accidentally" fallen out and are exposed to the raw elements

The conversations we create are worth it alone. Extra points are deemed to any player of the game if a random stranger brings up a "Green Man" reference from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Onesie Sporting has enabled the Dudes to gain myriad onesie experiences and our epic tales keep growing. For more information on the various onesie sporting activities and league contact information call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or following us on Twitter, adding us as a friend on Facebook, or giving us the bomb ass review on Yelp we know you've been dying to write.

Ohhh Sookie

2010-07-02T11:00:00.000-07:00

The Dudette has the hots for the HBO show True Blood. We get it, those vampires are sexy-fierce. The Dudes have the hots for Snoop Dogg, and when you combine the two you have a killer combo music video.

For more epic stories call us up at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check out our website. You can also add us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and give us a bomb review on Yelp. We'll also offer $20 off your next order if we hear from you on Yelp, so get to reviewing!

Lil Jon, WHAT!!!

2010-06-28T10:43:00.000-07:00

The awesome thing about being awesome is you get to do photo shoots for people like Lil Jon. Duds by Dudes even gets an appearance in the Lil Jon Teaser video at the 22 second mark. We we're like, WHAT!!! OKAY!!! Sometimes it's tough being a pretty big deal.

For more epic tales call us up at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check out our website. You can also add us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and give us a bomb review on Yelp. We'll also offer $20 off your next order if we hear from you on Yelp, so get to reviewing!

How to make a BAD ARSE paper airplane

2010-06-09T12:13:00.000-07:00

Let's face it, sometimes even Duds by Dudes has technological glitches with our internet, computers, printers, and other Jetsons-like futuristic equipment. Now since a reliable teleportation device is not yet available for mass production, and last time we visited the black market in search of one we had a Dude lose a kidney, we have been forced into exploring other methods of communication. Our research has found that carrier pigeons, although cute are somewhat messy and the tried and tested tin can with a string attached has actually caused more gossipy miscommunication than it's been helpful. So through all our trial and error we have finally found the easiest and best way to get the message across... Paper airplanes.

The benefits of a well folded paper airplane include receiving multiple messages at the same time, increasing your hand-eye coordination skills, and being an all around origami bad ass. For step by step instructions on how to build the best paper airplane ever (and at Duds by Dudes we ONLY build the BEST) check out the 3 min video below.

How To Fold The BEST Paper Airplane In The WORLD - Amazing videos are here

For more fun with the Dudes check out our website. You can also friend us on Facebook, Tweet us on Twitter or write us a review on Yelp! We are also offering a Yelp promotion. Anyone who gives us a Yelp review will receive $20 off their next order. So get to Yelping for an awesome discount!

Cool Beans

2010-05-28T14:18:00.000-07:00

A common saying around the D by D office is the ever popular and hip phrase "cool beans". This awesome wordage originated in the 70's but was popularized for children of the 80's by the TV show Full House. Now present day this phrase has again been resurfaced through an offbeat independent film called Hot Rod staring SNL's Andy Samberg.

As you can see we here at Duds by Dudes idolize the Cool Beans mantra and try to remember that all situations could use some more Cool Beans. To get in on this Beanie Cool action call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You can also check us out on Facebook, Twitter, and give us a bomb.com review on Yelp! Cause peeps love us on there!

Flaming Garbage Cans in Hip Hop Videos

2010-05-21T10:46:00.000-07:00

Fellow children of the 80's, let's be honest here, we all have mad LOVE for a good booty shakin', chain blingin', grill flashin', hydraulics bouncin' hip hop video. One vital aspect however that is often overlooked is the pinnacle of human vocal flow acheivement, the flaming garbage can in a hip hop video. We have recently discovered a fellow blogger who shares our same enthusiasm for FGCIHHV (flaming garbage cans in hip hop videos) and want to give a shout out to the Trailer Park Ninja for his blogging dedication and passion for posting these FGCIHHV videos. A perfect example of a FGCIHHV is P.O.S. - Drum Roll. Not only is there a FGC but there are myriad other fire induced explosions. Check it out,

Trying to spot the FLG sometimes is kinda like a gangsta game of Where's Waldo, which is another awesome thing from the 90's, right around the time FLCs really started taking off. You can totally see the cultural connection here. For more FGCIHHV videos check out the Flaming Garbage Cans in Hip Hop Videos blog, and call up Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) for all of your FGC needs. You can also friend us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter or write us a bomb ass review on Yelp!

Say hello to our little friend, Spike

2010-04-27T12:48:00.000-07:00

A few changes are happening in the world of the Dudes. The biggest is that we are moving offices to a bigger and better location to enable bigger and better production for your shirts. Along with the change of scenery Duds by Dudes is going to be strategically arranging our new space using the art of Fung Shui. This includes; Putting our computers in the North or West area of the office to enhance our creativity, decorating the new space with a good balance of Ying & Yang, and surrounding ourselves with plenty of live foliage. The first new edition to our plant family is our pet Venus Flytrap. We have named him Spike.

Not only is Spike a BAMF all on his own but he is also going to be our primary insect eliminator. Forget those Orkin guys, we saw him swallow a live spider this morning! BAMF!

For specialized "I dont eat meat but my plant does" tote bags call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). Or you can friend us on Facebook or tweet us on Twitter.

Cautionary tales of the Duds by Dudes Three Wolf Moon shirt

2010-04-13T11:40:00.000-07:00

Although this shirt is more awesome than Chuck Norris karate kicking through a wall made out of live crocodiles, (and we can beat any Amazon.com price) we feel obligated to warn any and all unsuspecting victims who think that any Duds by Dudes Three Moon Wolf shirt doesn't hold real power. Please heed the Duds by Dudes warning from a real live Duds customer, Edward Morton, about the infamous Duds by Dudes Three Wolf Moon shirt,

"My Duds by Dudes shirt arrived in the mail last week. When I got home from work I found the shirt had torn itself out of the packaging, destroyed my mail box, broke into my house, slept with my wife, kicked my dog, and mowed my yard. Now it will not let me in the house. I have been sleeping in my pickup parked at least six blocks away. It has been three days. I'm cold, tired, and hungry. I think people are beginning to stare at me. Passers-by go to the other side of the street now. I may be hallucinating but I think I saw a squirrel laughing at me this morning. I called Duds by Dudes who said their shirts are so powerful that they encounter this problem all the time and together we devised a plan to get me back into my house. I'm going to dress in a Santa suit and go in through the chimney. I have a high-intensity taser and enough tranquilizer darts to subdue a rhino. Hopefully the Santa suit confuses the Duds by Dudes Shirt long enough for me to get off a shot or two.

UPDATE 1: I awoke in my truck this afternoon with a dart sticking out of my leg. It must have gone off on accident while I was loading it.

UPDATE 2: I awoke this morning in a hospital bed. I'm not sure what happened. Everything was going according to plan. I was through the chimney and in the living room and now I'm in a hospital with three darts wounds in my chest. The Duds by Dudes Shirt must have gotten the drop on me somehow. It is very strong.

UPDATE 3: I spoke with the FBI this morning. They decided the best choice was for me to enter the witness protection program. I am giving up on seeing my dog or my wife ever again. There will be no further updates."

So beware Dudes and Dudettes, heed Edward Morton's cautionary tale and realize that the power and vigor of a Duds by Dudes shirt is not to be abused! However if used properly X-ray vision, mind control, and the ability to raise the dead could be yours by calling Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). And don't worry, we got Ed back into his house after calling in the special forces.

We Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

2010-04-02T13:28:00.000-07:00

Although thoroughly reprehensible and always debautcherific, Tucker Max, the 34 year old author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell is a Duds by Dudes favorite. We have been following his torrid tales for long months now and vicariously living through his shenanigans. Max focuses his short stories on important themes such as drinking (often to excess), insulting people, and embarrassing sexual encounters. A sequel, titled Assholes Finish First is set to come out on October 19, 2010. We already have our copy on reserve. And for those movie buffs out there the official I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell movie was released in September, so hold onto your panties Dudes and Dudettes because this trailer is rated R,

What happens when you wear Duds by Dudes threads?

2010-03-31T11:03:00.000-07:00

We are frequently asked the question, "What will happen when I put on my sweet custom made Duds by Dudes shirt?" Well my friends we have recently been exploring this phenomenon after hearing countless tales of monumental epicness, besides racking up a million more cool points and gaining the ability to fly we decided to show you exactly what you will be getting yourself into. Check out this short video clip then report back,

Alright, so we know it's an Axe commercial, but think about it, all that Dude in the commercial does is spray some clear liquid on his skin, just imagine if your skin were covered in sweet Duds by Dudes threads. We have henceforth decided to inform our customers and lawyers that we are not to be held responsible for the consequences. With that in mind if you are willing to accept the terms of agreement that come with donning a Duds by Dudes shirt give us a call at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp!

Who wants a Mustache ride?

2010-03-29T11:51:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately the month of mustache March is almost over, however that doesn't mean the mustache rides need to stop. You can have fun all year long with our tried and tested Duds by Dudes Moustache tee shirt!

For tee shirt orders, questions, drinking buddies, or bail money call 866-96-DUDES (38337) or visit the Duds by Dudes website. We also really want to know what you, yes that's right, YOU think, so look us up on YELP! and leave a review.

Dating ideas, Duds by Dudes style!

2010-03-26T10:41:00.001-07:00

Hey there Dudes and Dudettes, we know that the perils of the dating world can sometimes be rigerous and fraught with anxiety, that's why the Dudes have taken the intimiDATING out of dating by offering you these foolproof ideas.

1. Dinner and a movie - The tried and tested dinner and a movie date is always a great idea, although somewhat cliche and boring after being done so many times. Mix it up Duds by Dudes style by taking your date to mack on some tasty hors d'oeuvres at Costco, it's free and you get to try out the furniture, have a pillow fight in bedding and watch movies on the entertainment systems afterward. FYI International Pillow Fight Day is April 3rd. Seize the day.

2. Walk it out - For an informal day date its great to get outside and have a chance to chat. Most big cities have free events happening in their local parks. San Diego's Balboa Park has African dancing and drum circles every Sunday. New York's Central Park holds the famed Carousel with 57 magnificent horses. Pick up some frozen yogurt for a snack.

3. Get sweaty - Get your minds out of the gutter! We're talking about sports! Hit up the batting cages or driving range. There is always an opportunity to teach your date the "proper swinging technique" firsthand. If you've got a real athlete on your hands there is always the laser tag or paintball options.
And as always you'll want to look spiffy wearing your favorite Duds by Dudes threads. Keep it classy by calling 866-96-DUDES (38337), or check us out on the Duds by Dudes website.

Plastic Beach

2010-03-22T11:46:00.000-07:00

Hey Duds and Dudettes, has anyone checked out the new Gorillaz Plastic Beach website created with the release of the album?

It's pretty sick. Not only is the album cooler than Vanilla (on) Ice but the website is also an interactive game with awesome background tunes and consumerism and ecology-related themes that are relevant to the new album lyrics. Hot off the album check out the video for Stylo (featuring mos Def & Bobby Womack) below,

Gorillaz - New Music - More Music Videos

While we are pretty stoked on rockin out to the Gorillaz what makes it even better is getting our jam on while looking good. Get some sick threads by checking out our Duds by Dudes website, or calling at 866-96-DUDES (38337). You can also check us out on Facebook or Twitter.

Wake UP Dudettes! He's a shapeshifter!

2010-03-19T14:31:00.000-07:00

For all my fellow Dudette's out there who are sick and tired of dating the same old sleeze bags (sorry Dudes), I have miraculously fantastical news for you! The new book "Wake UP! He's A Shapeshifter" Just hit the shelves this week and man oh man am I excited about this one. Not only are all the dating faux paxs explained, but if his shifty behaviors like staying out late and never calling you back aren't explained in this book, Craig Weedon's next series called Look Out! He's An Android! Will be in stores next month. And the best part about all these unexplained behaviors and slippery actions it that it's not your fault Dudettes! For your viewing pleasure check below for the Duds by Dudes exclusive interview with Author Mr. Weedon.

So if you're worried about your beaux being a little shifty pick up a copy at your local bookstore NOW!

Happy St. Patrick's Day

2010-03-17T13:51:00.000-07:00

Happy St. Patrick's Day Dudes and Dudettes. Duds by Dudes is seeing green for one of the most intoxicating holidays of the year. Prepare your gullet for some Guinness or get risky with that whiskey, because everyone is Irish on March 17th and our awesome threads are going to have you sham-rockin' your way to ome of the best pubs in town! In celebration of this holiday of debautchery Duds by Dudes thought we should step up our Irish vocabulary with a little language lesson. We have found the perfect instructional video for you to practice with us so get ready for some international shenanigans!

To get some green threads hooked up call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or look us up on Yelp, Facebook, or Twitter. Be safe tonight!

Make a Baby Doll Shirt - T-Shirt Surgery

2010-03-11T18:40:00.000-08:00

Change up a t-shirt to make a baby doll shirt that is flattering to the bust line and can even cover a little extra tummy you're still trying to work off.

A t-shirt that fits
Scissors
Chalk
A length of ribbon or yarn
(Optional)A button
Needle & Thread
5-10 straight pins
Small safety pin

Once you have all your materials, lets get started!

1. First Grab your chalk and start marking at the shoulder seam of the shirt, right on the edge of the collar. Trace a chalk line down the seam of the collar. When the collar curves, keep going straight. Repeat on the other side to make a large 'V'. Draw a small 'T' in the bottom of the 'V'.

2. Cut through the front of the shirt. Cut the diagonal lines along the collar and the top of the 'T'.

3. Flip up the cut collar so that you can see the inside of the back of the shirt. Draw a crescent under the back collar. You can hug the collar close or dip down an inch like I did. Cut along this line.

4. Wear the bra that you plan on wearing with the completed baby doll top. Draw a chalk line just under the bust line, starting at the left side seam and ending at the right side seam.

5. Take off the shirt and lay it flat on the floor. Use straight pins to mark all along the chalk line, through both layers of the shirt. Now flip over the shirt and mark a chalk line along the pins on the back. Remove the pins.

6. Cut off the sleeves, leaving the sleeve seams on the sleeves. Put these aside for now.

7. On the front of the shirt, measure 1/2" to the left of the center of the bust line. Mark this point with chalk. Mark 1/2" to the right of the center and mark. You should have a 1" space between the new chalk lines.

8. You need to start stitching a 1/2" from the center because the exact center is where you are going to tie your ribbon or yarn into a bow.

9. Pinch up about an 1/8" of fabric with your fingers. You need just enough fabric for your ribbon or yarn to thread through. Start sewing along the bottom of this pinched portion so that you are creating a tube. After a few stitches, test to see if your safety pin will fit in the tube. The safety pin needs to fit because you'll use it to thread your drawstring through the tube.

10. Sew all around the shirt, being careful not to bunch up the shirt with your stitches. Stop when you reach the front again, 1/2" to the right of center.

11. At the center front of the shirt, you should have two ends of thread that are 1" apart.

12. Carefully snip open the the ends of your drawstring casing, as close to your stitching as you can get without cutting through it. Cut just enough to create two openings on the tube you just made.

13. Fold your drawstring yarn or ribbon in half and lay across your shirt as shown, with plenty of extra drawstring. You want extra ribbon or yarn so that you can tie it in the front. If you have too much, you can always clip it later. Cut a generous amount of drawstring.

14. Attach the drawstring to a small safety pin to easily get it through the drawstring casing. Insert the safety pin into one end of your sewn tube and scrunch the shirt around until you get all the way around to the other tube opening. Pull your drawstring so that the loose ends are even.

15. Once the drawstring is in, you can start to fine-tune the shirt to your liking.

16. I clipped the bottom of the 'T' made on the collar and added a button to one of the flaps. I stitched down the other flap with a small 'X' of thread. You can add buttons to both of these, stitch them both down, or let them hang. It's up to you.

17. Use a small piece of ribbon or yarn to tie a bow around each strap.

18. I created a tube of color by wrapping the yarn around the strap eight times, then tying off. Tuck the loose end of yarn into the wrapped part.

19. You can also use the extra sleeve material to add a pocket

20. We have extra material left over from the sleeves that were cut off in Step 3. We can use these to make a cut pocket on the shirt.

21. Trace a pocket shape onto one of the shirt sleeves. You can get creative here and make your own shape such as a heart, flower or circle. Cut out the shape. If you want two pockets, cut through both layers of the sleeve.

22. Stitch the pocket anywhere you like on the shirt. Good spots are at the hips or the left breast. Add a cute button to get it character.

This is a very versatile shirt, so you should really get creative with it. Here are a few ways to make the most of this project:

Use a different colored t-shirt to make the pockets. Don't use any other material other than t-shirt jersey, or the fabrics will not lay together well.
Use the same color of ribbon on the sleeves as you did for the drawstring.
Find buttons that go with the theme of your shirt.

Perfect! Now you've got a hot new shirt to wear out this weekend and more than enough room in the closet from all that clipped off fabric to buy some new Duds by Dudes threads!

How will the end of print journalism affect old loons who hoard newspapers?

2010-03-08T11:23:00.000-08:00

As our nation and the world in general moves into a new era of journalism where we rely more and more on the internet for our news source Duds by Dudes has a very important question to ask, how will the end of print journalism affect old loons who hoard newspapers? Thankfully we have an extremely credible source to help us think about this important issue, the In The Know team.

To get your own customized Will hoard for Woodson t-shirt from Duds by Dudes check out our website or call us at 866-96- DUDES (38337).

You should also check us out on YELP for special offers, and while you are there write a review cause we are the shiz nit and want everyone else to know it!

Let Me Borrow that Top!

2010-02-22T13:17:00.000-08:00

Fortunately you don't need to resort to such ludicrous extremes as Kelly to get an awesome top from Duds by Dudes, although it's true that outbreaks of these proportions have been known to happen over our awesome threads.

Now instead of getting all hot and bothered like Kelly, just check out our Duds by Dudes website or call us at 866-96-DUDES (38337) and we'll hook you and your friends up so they won't be jonesing to borrow your top, they can have their own! Also while you're online give us a review on Yelp.com. We want to know what you think.

Say HI, you're on MTV!!!

2010-02-18T07:44:00.000-08:00

Super sweet double fist pumping tequila shooting celebration news on the D by D front. We get to be on an MTV!!! Thanks to our special to involvement with Dienasty Select (pronounced dynasty). We are uber psyched to be doing business with these cool Dudes. Check out their new 2010 line which is being printed at the Duds by Dudes factory and can be ordered through their website. Also keep an eye out for your favorite Dudes on an MTV special! MTV is going to be filming the Dienasty guys since they are the shiz-nat, so when the guys come into check out the printing process you're going to see your favorite Dudes and Dudettes on TV! w00t w00t!!!

You knew we already printed some rad threads, but if you want a piece of the action check out the Duds by Dudes website or call us at 866-96-DUDES (38337). Or as always you can get a hold of us on Facebook and Twitter.

Happy Presidents Day!

2010-02-15T15:31:00.000-08:00

Happy Presidents Day Dudes and Dudettes! We hope everyone had a fabulous day off in celebration of George Washington's birthday. We personally spent the day kicking it in the D by D office eatting cherry pie from a tree that we cut down ourselves. Why didn't we get the day off you may ask? Because we love working on your awesome designs and with the shenanigans that ensue almost everyday is like a holiday when you hang out with the Dudes! Anyway we thought you might enjoy this little tribute to Big Daddy W himself so enjoy the flick and celebrate today in the true American fashion, by eating some fruit pies!

So now you think Georgie is the shiz nit and want a tee saying so? Awesome, cause thats what we do! So call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337). While you're at it you should friend us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and write us a bomb review on Yelp!

6 Valentines gifts that give back

2010-02-12T15:58:00.000-08:00

February 14 is just around the corner and you know what that means - love is in the air. There are lots of ways to declare your love this Valentine's Day, but the reality is few gifts have a lasting impact. Fortunately we have a few suggestions for you to have a fantastic Valentines day!

1. charity:water E-card. Sending an e-card is an easy way to reach out to loved ones across the country and even around the world. When you send a charity:water Valentine's Day e-card, you not only get to send a message to your sweetheart, but also provide 20 years worth of water for someone who desperately needs it. Each card accompanies a $20 donation and the recipient will be notified you made a donation in their name.

2. (RED) iPod. If the significant person in your life is tech-savvy and cause conscious, go for Apple's (RED) iPod nano. This nano is the triple threat - it's festive Valentine's colors, looks techno-chic and a portion of the proceeds go to help fight HIV/AIDS in Africa. If you want to make it really personal, you can have your Valentine's name engraved on the back. Trust me, you can never go wrong with an iPod.

3. Fair Trade Chocolate. No Valentine's Day is complete without a box of chocolates. This Valentine's Day, buy your candies guilt free by purchasing fair trade chocolate. Divine Chocolate USA is owned by cocoa farmers from Ghana - the second largest cocoa exporter in the world. Fair trade guarantees that farmers earn a fair, livable wage for their work and aren't exploited in the process. You can find Divine Chocolates online or at your local Whole Foods Market.

4. Oxfam Unwrapped Gifts. If the traditional flowers and chocolate gifts aren't really your thing, go with one of Oxfam's less traditional unwrapped gifts. In the name of love, you can plant 100 trees, provide a fisherman with a boat, or even build an entire primary school. Your gift will provide someone in need with food, employment, education and ultimately help them get out of the oppressive cycle of poverty.

5. Something Pink. Valentine's Day is typically drenched in red and pink. Coincidentally, pink is also the color that represents breast cancer awareness. The Susan G. Koman Foundation has an entire gift shop of pink with something for everyone. All purchases help fund the continuing fight for a cure and support for survivors. You can show your love this Valentine's Day by helping save lives.

6. Duds by Dudes Threads! And of course you can always woo your sweet heart with a Duds T-Shirt. For a rad gift call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or look us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp.

Duds Favorite Superbowl ads

2010-02-08T10:19:00.000-08:00

Just in case any of you unfortunate Dudes and Dudettes missed the Super Bowl ads we have been reviewing the best ones for your viewing pleasure! GO SAINTS!

Who doesn't love a free grand slam? We are heading up the road tomorrow for ours.

This little gem hit close to home considering the Duds by Dudes close proximity to Sea World.

This commercial made us laugh our pants right off, which is actually pretty convenient considering the D by D crew is implementing our own casual Friday policy at the office. Good thing we have some wicked awesome T-Shirts for the top!

Want some awesome T-shirts for your top? Call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on these other websites,

Lunch Hour Breakdown

2010-02-03T11:36:00.000-08:00

Sup folks, we know you get bored at work so we thought we would spice up your lunch hour by giving you some grovin' edible suggestions, and if you rack out in the process that's awesome too!

Awesome Holidays

2010-02-01T10:45:00.000-08:00

Hey there Dudes and Dudettes, at the D by D office we are bringing in the first day of February by getting down with the wacky and amusing yet somewhat fascinating holidays. Today the 1st of february is:

National GI Joe Day

Hula in the Coola Day

Spunky old broads day

Working Naked Day

Bubble Gum Day

and the 77th birthday of Skippy Peanut Butter.

We plan on giving each of these holidays equal dedication today by first having a PB and J for lunch, then packing the coola full of hula and GI Joe Dolls all while working naked with some spunky old broads who are chewing bubble gum. It's going to be a productive work day at the Duds office. If you wanna get in on the festivities call up the Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp!

Want your very own Hula in the coola shirt to commemorate the awesomeness of Feb 1st? Hit us up on the Duds by Dudes webpage for a quote.

TGIF!

2010-01-29T11:49:00.000-08:00

As much fun as going out on the weekends can be sometimes you need to spice up the normal bar routine. Lucky for you the Dudette has a plethora of entertaining games to keep your weekend amusement levels at an all time high!

1. For the sports enthusiasts nothing can be better than throwing a red bouncy ball at lightning speed. This is also known in higher circles as Dodge Ball. The important thing to remember about this game is to never let your guard down, EVER! The way we play is we pick either an object or a color, such as ponytails or yellow then whenever any team player sees the magic initiator they have to yell "DODGE BALL" and may cream any other player, this game may take place anywhere from a local Wal-Mart to the comfort of your own home. So enjoy creaming your teammates while its lasts because this is a game of embarrassment, degradation and humiliation and you know that it is going to come back around.

2. For the 21 and over crowd the Dudette likes to play a fun little game called "The Zambonie Fake Out" Start out with a large group of people, the more the better, then have every person pick a fake profession for the night. Some popular ones we have heard are alchemist, elephant trunk washer, jewel smuggler, falcon hunter, tornado chaser, professional bagpiper, dolphin trainer, and hummus tester. The more ludicrous the better. Next set everyone loose at the nearest crowded bar. The goal of the game is to get a complete stranger to believe you actually do your fake profession by introducing you to one of their friends and saying your fake profession out loud without prompting from the player. Once this has been done the player will yell ZAMBONI at the top of their lungs and is declared winner. The other players now must buy the winner their drinks for the remainder of the night.

Like what you read? Want your very own Zambonie Fake Out shirt? We don't blame you, just call the Dudes up at 866-963-8337 or look us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Yelp! Happy hunting Dudes and Dudettes!

Gym, Tanning, Laundry

2010-01-25T11:29:00.000-08:00

Word on the street has been that Duds by Dudes is putting out our very own line called Gym, Tanning, Laundry. Well you're in luck Dudes and Dudettes because that word is correct. We printed up some rad shirts this morning modeled after the Jersey Shore Gym, Tanning, Laundry. Don't know what we are talking about? Check out this Guido and you'll see what we are talking about...

So if you are in the mood to fist pump, hairspray your poof to perfection and bedazzle every article of clothing in your closet you are in luck! Call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) for your own specialized Gym, Tanning, laundry shirt and look as cool as this hip cat...

We figured those Guidos were looking pretty darn fit so we fist pumped our way to the printing press to make you these rad shirts, for other ways to order check us out on Facebook, Twitter, and Yelp!

Pants on the Ground

2010-01-20T14:07:00.000-08:00

The way we think of things here at Duds by Dudes is if your pants are on the ground then at least you are still sporting your awesome Duds threads on the top half!

This guy is awesome, watching it made us pee our pants a little (which might be a reason to drop them to the ground), haha. Get a Pants on the ground shirt by checking out our website Duds by Dudes. or calling 866-93-DUDES (37883), or check us on any of these other sites...

Our Karma Sutra Buddies

2010-01-19T14:24:00.000-08:00

Not to sound pervy or anything, but has anyone else ever wondered what a white midget and a large black woman would look like in the Piledriver position? What about two midgets doing the frog leap? Well you are in luck my friends, because the PG rated My Karma Sutra Buddy gives you the options to choose your own special combo of people and positions. There are undergarments covering all the nibbles and bits so noting is being tossed around like a Jerry Springer special, but the as well as being educational the video examples are sometimes downright hilarious. So check it out and satisfy your own curiosity.

Ready to give it a go? Pick your two favorite Mr. and Mrs. Fun Buddies for boinking purposes,

Then you get the option of choosing your favorite position of experimentation,

And at the end BA BOOM! You get either a thumbs up or thumbs down rating from the eager participants. Now have fun and let us know on Facebook or twitter what you think. For some awesome shirts check out the Duds by Dudes website, call 866-96- DUDES (38337) or look us up on any of these other pages,

It's Peanut Butter Jelly TIME!

2010-01-13T10:02:00.000-08:00

Besides being downright brilliant the It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time video has inspired Duds by Dudes to slap a maraca wielding banana costumed Brian Griffin on a shirt. Now you can be reminded of the supreme "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time" booty shake allllllllll daaaaaay looooooong. I mean whats to loose? We're flipping the on switch to this little video below and going for it right now!

Because the It's Peanut Butter Jelly time is cooler than a samurai sword wielding elf, annnnnd because the Dudes are in Vegas right now and left the Dudette alone in the office to fend for herself today (Don't worry, they'll get their comeuppance), we are going to delve further into the makings of this snack food infested video wonderment...

Appealing to snack food lovers and stoners alike this Internet phenomenon came to fruition after the Buckwheat Boyz released their self titled album. Iit's speculated that the song is referencing a car with a purple paint job, brown leather interior, and wood grain steering wheel & trim. The peanut butter is the brown leather interior, the jelly is the purple paint job, and the baseball bat is the wood grain steering wheel & trim. DJ Chipman continues to say "now there he go," and "where he at," throughout the song, referring to the person driving this car. So now that that's all cleared up here is a little ascii to get you in the mood for the next Duds by Dudes awesome t-shirt, in production now.

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Doin' the No Pants Dance

2010-01-11T13:22:00.000-08:00

Duds by Dudes was just informed from a very reliable source that on Sunday New York residents proudly participated in the ninth annual No-Pants Day on the city subway day. Men, women, children, drag queens, and midgets alike all dropped their pantaloons to reveal some somewhat interesting skivvies.

Why doesn't San Diego participate in an annual No-Pants Day? We're jealous. Duds by Dudes is seriously contemplating starting up a city wide Undy Run for charity, all clothes/ proceeds go to homeless shelters around the city. And the best part is it wouldn't be sub zero temperatures like those temperamental New York winters.

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Awkward moments

2010-01-06T13:57:00.000-08:00

Recently while trading stories around the water cooler the Dudette informed us that she had quite the awkward encounter over her mischevious NYE 2010 night. This got us to thinking about awkward moments. Now we have all had those floundering moments of blundering amnesia when we are forced into those "Heeeeeeey You" conversations where we can't seem to remember anything about the person we are talking to yet they seem to know everything about us from our plans for the weekend to our Mother's maiden name. Maybe you have also fallen victim to the classic mistake of showing up to a costume party in a corset and bunny ears only to find out that Priests and Prostitutes party is now just a regular Joe Shmo family BBQ, too bad Halloween is so far away. Perhaps there has been a facebook or texting mishap in your past similar to this unfortunately painful situation,

Yes, we've all fallen victim to the awkward moment. Although these are all highly bewildering and confusing situations we think that the Duds by Dudes Most Awkward Moment of 2009 Award goes to Jenny...

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New Year Fitness Tips, D by D Style!

2010-01-04T10:59:00.000-08:00

With the new year upon us we at Duds by Dudes have vowed to uphold our New Years resolutions of getting into better shape. The Dudes are going to utilize the season with weekend snowboarding trips and conquer the 100 push ups challenge, while the Dudette is going to join the San Diego Derby Dolls to get her fitness on. But if you're more of the non-contact type of fittnes buff we have some suggestions for a healthy new year,

1. Pogo Sticking: Burn those calories on the pogo stick, jumping up and down on a pogo stick for 30 min burns 301 calories. That's pretty awesome, and we don't think the police can bust you for a JUI (Jumping Under the Influence) so rock that pogo stick out this weekend and burn those beer calories. Just one word of caution, don't try to double up on your cardio activites or you'll end up like this guy...

2. Archery: On your days off from the 100 push ups challenge try sculpting those shoulders with some arrow slinging. 30 minutes of archery burns 128 calories, which is pretty BA considering you're only using your upper body.

3. Chopping Wood: 30 minutes of vigorous wood chopping can burn up to 227 calories. Now we know you might be thinking that wood chopping sounds more boring than watching wallpaper peel, but if you are eager to throw some danger in the mix try this little trick to put some spring in your swing,

4. Running: Running at 8 mph for 30 minutes can burn a whopping 504 calories. There are a multitude of ways to stay on track with running, including downloading some rockin' tunes onto your Ipod, following the cute girl at the park wearing the spandex shorts, or you can do as they do in Gloucestershire England and chase after a more interesting goal, extra calorie burn points if you dress up in a costume,

Hopefully these tips and tricks will help you stay fit for the upcoming year. To get some sweet fitness threads call Duds By Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us on Facebook or Twitter,

Pirates vs. Ninja

2009-12-18T11:19:00.000-08:00

The Pirates vs. Ninja discussion goes back many years. It usually ends in tears and bloodshed from a throwing star or sward wound. So to set the record straight we at Duds by Dudes are going to settle the debate once and for all... Who would win in an epic battle to the death, Pirate or Ninja?We'll be fair judges, considering other overall factors than just the ability to kill in battle. Oh, and Ninja is the correct plural form of Ninja, according to the Japanese - where Ninja originated.

History

The Ninja prominently emerged in the 15th century. They served mostly as mercenary agents of espionage and as spies. Side jobs included those of assassin, terrorist, and other stealth activites. General sabotage and misdirection during battle were also telltale signs that a Ninja was nearby.However, thats about all we know about the secret assassin, appearing from the shadows and disappearing just as quickly - nary a wisp of air to know the Ninja was there.

On the other sword, Pirates have a great and storied history with many fantastical tales and stories surrounding the scurvy raiders of the sea. If a pirate enters a room, you’ll know it. No mystery surrounding that stench.

Piracy has been going on for centuries. There are written accounts going back as far as 1350 BC in ancient Egypt describing ships with no flags attacking other ships and plundering their goods. I mean the Vikings were essentially Pirates, except much larger and with better armor. The Golden Age of pirates ran from the late 1600’s to the mid 1700’s and includes fantstical characters such as Blackbeard and Barbarossa (not to be confused with the spiced rum). Yellowbeard may be just a wacky creation of Monty Python, but he is still a BAMF. Regardless, Pirates have a much more storied and colorful history than Ninja. Ninja history is shrouded in the darkness. This category goes to the Pirates. Ninja 0, Pirate 1

Training

Ninja training was more than just physical training, it was psychological. They had to train their minds as well as their bodies, if not more. Using methods of concentration such as Zen-Buddhism, Ninja were experts in concentration and perception. Training was intense and put the Ninja into direct conflict orientated situations. There were no practice rounds, the Ninja has to be in top physical form at all time, including a master of balance, stealth and all that gymnastics stuff for flipping and jumping off rooftops. The Ninja had to be a master of stress and conditioning, as well as being able to stand still for long periods of time without doing anything to give away his position.

The Pirate training manual? we're guessing looks something like this:

1. Show up. 2. Grab sword. 3. Drink, rape, pillage & plunder. 4. Pass out.

Besides training their livers to consume copious amounts of rum Ninja easily takes this category. Ninja 1, Pirate 1

Weaponry & Killing Style

Ninja were not short on weapons. Besides their hands and feet being deadly weapons, the Ninja had a virtual laundry list of other fun and sharp pointy things to use as killing objects. From swords, foot & knuckle spikes, throwing stars, whips, smoke bombs, batons, nunchucks and even utility belts. The Ninja was trained on the full and deadly usage of every single one of these weapons. Not to mention their stealthy and stain resistant Ninja garb. Usually black, but always with camouflage as top priority. The Ninja was always ready for battle and his senses were honed to handle any situation with the right weapon, even considering the mind as a weapon. Unless a Ninja was facing another Ninja or an army of Samurai, or Zombies, it was rare for the Ninja to engage in a bar room type brawl. The Ninja was a silent killer, a formidable enemy and that is why they were such effective killers.

If you were in a fight with a pirate, you’d know it. There’d be more than one of them, swords would be swinging around with reckless abandon and the smell of gunpowder would tinge the air. The slight advantage that Pirates have over Ninja comes in the form of the flint lock powder rifle or pistol. the Pirate’s ability to become effective killers multiplied tenfold when guns came into the picture. That went right back down when you took into account things like lack of training and sobriety. However, many pirates did train in swordplay and firing weapons, so they weren’t incompetent. Not to mention pirates had the advantage of being on a moving ship where kills can came from cannon fire and merciless killing after surrender. Pirates fought dirty, that fact is well known. There was no code of ethics when it came to engaging the enemy and killing them.

This category goes to the Ninja as the Ninja was a more effective killer with a multitude of awesome weaponry, and even if faced against a Pirate ship full of sailors, cannons and guns, one Ninja would kill them all while they slept. Ninja 2, Pirates 1

Pop Culture

How many Ninja movies have you watched lately? Our guess is not many. While there are plenty of Ninja movies that have been released over the years, such as Zombie vs. Ninja, the Samurai have gotten the red carpet treatment as far as mainstream movies. As far as films go though the discussion ends with the recent Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy. Also we can't forget about The Pirates of Penzance musical which in addition to being a kick ass musical is mentioned in mainstream films such as Pretty Woman. Then there is national Talk Like a Pirate Day where you can unleash your inner buckaneer every September 19th.

In other media Ninja have influenced some of the best comic characters, just look at Batman's awesome weaponry and stealth Ninja like qualities.

When it comes down to it though, we have to go with LEGO being the final word. Pirates have been a staple of the LEGO universe for years and LEGO easily outweighs Snake Eyes as being high on the list of pop culture items in the universe. Pirates take this category. Pirate 2, Ninja 2

Conclusion

Well, final tally is Pirate + 2, Ninja + 2. Tied! While it is true that the Ninja is a much superior agent of chaos the Pirate lifestyle focusing on plundering pillaging and drinking just sounds like more fun. The Ninja handles each mission as its own and then silently moves onto the next with nary a thought to anything beyond while Pirate shenanigans relies on team work. Ninja have been rumored throughout history as having taken down rulers with espionage and spying, while Pirates have been known throughout history for wreaking havoc and terror on the seas. It was a close one folks, I can say that.

Clearly, a lot was left out (like Captain Morgan rum, Pirate Lexicon, wenches & Killer Coding Ninja Monkeys to name a few) But Duds by Dudes is always open to new categories being brought to the table to settle this debate once and for all.

Aussie Aussie Aussie, OI OI OI!!!

2009-12-16T10:05:00.000-08:00

Hey Dudes and Dudettes, who is stoked on the Billabong Pipeline Masters Tourney ? We are for sure! Even though Kelly Slater wasn't the one to take the title for the 7th time we are frothing over winner Taj Burrow, the 31 year old Aussie ripped it yesterday on Oahu's North Shore...

Just as rad as watching was listening to the Aussie slang. Some of our favorites include:

1. Frothing: Loving it.
ex: Taj was frothing those waves yesterday.

2. Heaps: Lots, a ton.
ex: There were heaps of cute chickies on the beach watching the tourney.

3. A over T: to fall over, from "arse over tits".
ex: I drank too many bevies after the tourney and fell A over T into the gutter

4. Darwin stubbie: In Darwin this is a 1.25 litre bottle of beer. In the rest of the country a stubbie is a 375 ml bottle of beer, quite a difference. Legend has it that in Darwin a long road journey is not measured in time or distance but in stubbies, i.e. the number of stubbies drunk en-route.
ex: You prolly fell A over T because you had one too many Darwin stubbies at the bar, ya lush!

5. Dunny: Toilet or lavatory, originally an outside toilet or outhouse, now a generic term for the toilet regardless of location. Sometimes referred to as the Thunder Box! Different from the bathroom which really does contain a bath or shower for cleaning your personage.
ex: Maybe thats why I thought the flowerpot in the front yard was a dunny.

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D.I.Y. with the Dudette

2009-12-14T16:36:00.000-08:00

This is for all the dudettes who have too little room in their closet, but like me want to keep updated with awesome new clothes. In this DIY t-shirt surgery seminar im gonna tell you how to salvage an old shirt, making something new and exciting.

1. CUT from the armpit to the neck on a diagonal line about 1" from the shoulder seam, making the front and back separate.

2. FOLD over about 1" of the neckline and sew down to make a tube

3. do the same on the back side

4. THREAD some pretty ribbon, about 1" thick, through the front and back tubes, gathering it as you go

5. TIE the two ends of the ribbon in a bow at one shoulder

6. Show off your awesome new threads! Possibly at The Tavern down in PB where they are doing $5 for a shot and a beer tonight. I know that's where i'm gonna be.

Now with all that new room in your closet from cutting off that extra fabric you can call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) to pick up some new hip threads, or look us up on facebook or twitter. Happy crafting dudettes!

Later!

Top 5 flavor pockets

2009-12-11T10:46:00.000-08:00

Hey Dudes, since we got a lot of awesome feedback about our last Mac n Cheese flavor pockets post we thought we would go nuts and count down five of the finest:

5. The fat glob of guacamole hiding in your burrito. When you’re sitting in the cramped corner of a dusty Mexican joint, slowly peeling the tin foil off your burrito, chomping at blackened chicken chunks, lime-seasoned rice, and salty pinto beans (Note: This discludes any and all Santanas in the greater Southern California region because they are 100% awesome all the time), it’s an amazing feeling when you unearth a treasure trove of chunky guacamole from the dark, inner folds at the back. Note that this also applies to surprise sour cream squirts.

4.That one bright red chip coated in seasoning. Clearly the factory foreman at the Dorito Plant fell asleep at his station and accidentally kicked an industrial-sized tin of zesty bold barbecue onto the assembly line. Sure, after the fact materials costs shot up, the line was shut down for maintenance, and several union grievances were filed, but it all ended with you savoring a deliciously bright red, salty and super saturated chip.

3. The spoonful of ice cream with the giant cookie dough chunk. Fancy ice cream is a frozen clump with swirling lumps of caramel ribbons, candy-coated pralines, and marshmallow globs. Yes, all those wacky tastes are stuck in there like Hans Solo in a slab of carbonite and it’s up to you, the Luke Skywalker of the bench in front of 7-Eleven, to grit your teeth, furrow your brow, and get digging to help them break free of their frozen shackles.

2.That one lettuce leaf completely drenched in Caesar dressing. Mmmm. The best part about sliding a creamy leaf of Romaine down your throat is that the leafy green actually gets rid of some of the guilt. “I think this is what the doctor had in mind,” you say to your friends, while thick Caesar dressing drips down your chin onto the tablecloth. “High in fiber!” (Note: This also works while eating collared greens soaking in bacon broth or broccoli florets drowning in a giant lake of Cheez Whiz.)

1. The clump of brown sugar in anything home-baked. This rare find gets top spot. Sometimes there’s a secret glob of pure brown sugar in the peanut butter cookie, oatmeal muffin, or slice of banana bread at Grandma’s house. Remember: not even the oven could prevent this sugary jewel from succeeding in it’s lifelong quest to tantalize your tastebuds.

Yes, flavor pockets are a nice little highlight in the middle of your meal. When those random bites surprise and delight, just close your eyes, tip your head back, and savor every single molecule of flavor coating all the cracks and corners of your mouth.

Awesome flavor pockets

2009-12-07T10:46:00.001-08:00

Dudes, we don't know about you guys, but we've made a lot of macaroni. Yes, for a four-year period back in college we in the Duds by Dudes clan became regular kitchen whizzes at cracking open that flimsy cardboard box of thin, rock-hard noodles, boiling them up to a perfect al dente, and stirring in that magical ratio of milk, butter, and pre-packed cheesy powder to get it jusssssssst right.

Now, everyone has their own slightly-altered recipe for the perfect batch of boxed macaroni. Some like it thin and milky while others prefer it bright, radioactive orange. Some like butter, some margarine, and some toss in a handful of chopped up weenies. The Dudette likes hers with a can of tuna, tastes just like chicken, but better because its covered in tasty artificial cheesy sauce.

However, no matter how you whip up your noodley batch, we're guessing you love biting into a surprise flavor patch of undissolved cheesy powder hidden amongst the creamy deliciousness. Yes, every time we scarf down a bowl, no matter how much stirring has been done, there’s always that deliciously hidden flavor pocket nestled amongst the noodles waiting to explode like surprising fireworks finales in your mouth.

Besides just being all around awesome, this is one of the best parts about Mac and Cheese, finding the delicious sweet spots in the middle of your meal.

AWESOME!

Words of the week

2009-12-04T13:07:00.000-08:00

1. Moviegating: To follow any type of car for any period of time to watch the tv inside of the car

ex: I am moviegating a minivan because it has my favorite movie playing

2. Broner: A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercely heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity.

ex: The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.

3. Indoorsman: A person who spends considerable time in indoor pursuits, such as computing, sleeping and watching sports on television.

ex: Sean, an avid indoorsman, is highly regarded for his skill at video games and computer programming.

4. Febreze shower: When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.

ex: Ron smelled like feet, but he was running late for class so he settled for a febeze shower.

And our personal favorite which is last but far from least,

5. Man Chair: The chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time. They can be found in almost any clothing or shoe store.

ex: Jack sat in the man chair while he waited for Kelly to finish shopping for shoes...

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Happy Fritter Day

2009-12-02T16:57:00.000-08:00

Happy National Fritters Day! Sponsored by the American Heart Association, today is an entire day of the year dedicated to deliciously battered and deep fried snacks, meals, and side dishes. So go nuts with fried fritters today, eat them for every meal, fry some apple fritters for friends, hide a fritter somewhere on your body and tell your significant other to find it. GO NUTS!

Need inspiration figuring out whats best to fry? Our favorites are deep fried snickers and turkey, but these are also some awesome recipes.

Wholesome Family Activities just in time for Thanksgiving

2009-11-25T07:56:00.000-08:00

With Thanksgiving right around the corner and oodles of family time quickly approaching we at Duds by Dudes have been brainstorming wholesome activities to do with the fam in between watching football and eating copious amounts of turkey.

Here are a few suggestions:

1. Play hide the turkey - After the turkey is done cooking but before everyone starts eating have one willing referee hide the turkey somewhere in the house, Whoever finds said turkey gets to be the first to shoot whipped cream into their mouths straight from the can after dinner.

2. Play cemetary with the little ones - If you have kids on a sugar high after the pumpkin pie has kicked in this is the perfect game. First pair the kids into teams, then whoever can go the longest playing dead wins, all other participants must clean the dishes after dinner while the winner gets to supervise.

3. Play find a parking space - This one is for the shenanigans that come with the Friday shopping trip, and after a festive day of calling out Grannies for cutting you in line and throwing elbows to get to the head of the sales table you can play the followup... Where the hell did I park?

4. Become ping pong masters of the world! We're talking better than these guys,

Happy Thanksgiving from everyone at Duds by Dudes!

Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup

2009-11-23T10:36:00.000-08:00

Brought to our attention by The Onion, America's Finest News Source...

In an effort to cut condiment expenses and address the gluttony, waste, and utter lack of self-restraint exhibited by Americans, officials from the fast food industry announced Monday a new policy prohibiting all customers from dispensing their own ketchup.

"We thought our patrons were responsible enough to handle a self-service ketchup pump," said McDonald's CEO James A. Skinner, who claimed that fast food industry leaders were partially to blame for overestimating the maturity of the American public. "However, after watching the way you disgusting people behave when entrusted with a little independence, it's clear that we made a terrible mistake."

"Unlimited access to ketchup is a privilege," Skinner continued, "not a right."

According to representatives from the nation's six largest fast food chains, Americans use more than $18 million worth of ketchup per year, with nearly $7 million of the tomato-based condiment ending up smeared on the backs of chairs, on nearby tables, or in the hair of small children, and in some cases simply spilt in large, repulsive puddles on the floor.

In all, some 220 factors were cited by the American Fast Food Association in their decision to remove the self-service pumps. Among them, the spectacular failure on the part of all patrons to recognize their own limits, and the tendency, among many men and women, to just squirt out the free condiment as if their lives depended on it.

From now on, those seeking extra ketchup will be required to submit a non-stained written application.

"We tried to treat our customers like adults, and they took advantage of our generosity," said Burger King CEO John W. Chidsey, who was visibly upset after hearing that Americans use on average 14 ounces of ketchup per fast food meal. "What's wrong with you people? Were you scared it was going to run out or something?"

"Look, it's not even about the ketchup, okay?" Swette added. "It's about setting some boundaries for once."

Beginning Nov. 25th, all participating fast food restaurants will begin serving a maximum of two ketchup packets with any hamburger-based meal. If a patron desires additional ketchup, he or she will have to fill out a special three-page Ketchup Request Form, which must then be presented to a manager on duty for evaluation.

In addition to specifying the reason for their request, customers will have to present fast food officials with two forms of valid ID, their social security number, and a signature from a third-party witness who can attest to there being enough remaining ketchup-free food to necessitate an additional packet. Only when all conditions are met will a patron receive a condiment voucher.

Patrons requesting barbecue sauce to dip their fries in will be escorted from the premises immediately.

"Our scientists don't spend countless hours manufacturing the food we serve just to have it dunked and drowned in obscene amounts of ketchup," said J. David Karam, president of Wendy's International. "Can customers even taste the dipropyl ketone or amyl acetate in our food anymore? It makes me sick."

Reaction to the new condiment policy has been overwhelmingly negative thus far, with some patrons claiming they would sooner eat lunch at home than frequent a fast food establishment that imposes limits on their ketchup consumption.

"This is outrageous," said Tennessee resident Sheila Hodge, a longtime fast food consumer. "If I want to gorge myself on so much ketchup that I need to vomit, then that should be my God-given right. This is McDonald's we're talking about. Half the reason I come here in the first place is so I can behave like a total animal."

At press time, the Arby's chain was continuing to let customers freely operate their "horsey sauce" dispenser, as nobody in America has touched that stuff in years.

Duds by Dudes is highly concerned over this condiment debacle and will be starting a petition to send to Congress which will demand the banishment of this preposterousness. Join us in this epic battle for the right to have unlimited ketchup by calling Duds by Dudes at 866-96-Dudes (38337) or look us up on Facebook or Twitter.

DIY Halter Top with the Dudette

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Hey Dudettes, need something cute to wear out this weekend? No problem! Dig deep in that closet to find an old t-shirt, grab some scissors and a piece of contrasting fabric and start making some sweet new threads with these 5 easy steps,

1. CUT the front of the shirt into an inverted V shape.

2. CUT the back straight across, armpit to armpit.

3. SEW a length of ribbon or fabric onto the slpe of the V, leaving about 30 cm off the top edge(this will be the neck tie).

4. Carry on sewing right across the back cut and up the other V slope, leaving about 30 cm at this end too, to make the other tie.

5. Sling it on and tie the straps around your neck!

HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND! Hope to see you all at the Roller Derby on Saturday in your swanky new halter tops! If you want more shirts to practice t-shirt surgery on call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337) or find us on Facebook and Twitter!

Weekend Shenanigans!

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Hello my fellow San Diegons, well it's Thursday and that means the weekend is upon us in 26 short hours. As energetic Gen X-ers we're sure you like to shake it like a salt shaker in a dark bar where a magnitude of bad decisions could be made, which for us is the same fun level as dressing up in a costume on non-holiday days, or finding a pair of samurai swords at a garage sale and scaring all your friends and neighbors.

However, sometimes things need to be shaken up a bit, and that is why we are going to be smashed, bashed, and crashed at the Roller Derby this Saturday. The San Diego Derby Dolls are having a bout at the Del Mar Fairgrounds. The Hard Corps are facing off with the Redwood Rollers in an all out chick on chick skatefest. So if you're interested in seeing fishnets, mohawks, and hair dye combined with an awesome American pastime we'll see you at the Derby!

Don't know what the heck we're talking about? Check out this awesome video about Roller Derby rules,

Wanna have a bad ass chick in fishnets and roller skates plastered across your chest? Call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or find us on Facebook and Twitter.

Southern Fried Stud Bucket!

2009-11-18T13:54:00.000-08:00

According to Mental Floss, Captain Morgan isn't just a fictitiously inebriated person after all. He was actually a Welsh pirate who later became the lieutenant governor of Jamaica.

This got us to thinking, what other "fictitious" characters could be running around incognito? Could Sailor Jerry be chugging happy hour Jäger bombs at Boathouse in Point Loma? Does Bart Simpson do ollies on the boardwalk and steal street signs in PB?

Fortunately we had a run in with one of these so called "fictitious personalities," glimpsing none other than the Colonel. That's right, Colonel Sanders was caught playing volleyball in jorts, Top Gun style down at the beach in PB by our very own Dudette

Playin with the boys!

And while The Dudette did get some free body shots out of the encounter (alcoholic or sports related? You decide), we hear from a very reliable source that the Colonel has ulterior motives...

So as you can see, these "fictitious characters" aren't fooling anyone. We're onto you!

Want a picture of the beefcake colonel plastered on your chest? Call Duds by Dudes at 866-96-DUDES (38337), or find us on Facebook or Twitter.

Whats going on here?

2009-11-13T11:42:00.000-08:00

At Duds by Dudes we dudes and one dudette have a killer job, which is printing your artwork on T-shirts (and other awesome and useful products such as Lollipops, Slap bracelets, Towels, calendars, Tote Bags, Coffee Mugs, Piggy Banks, Koozies, Mouse Pads, shot glasses, etc) so you can walk around town wearing the coolest threads. Now this may sound simple to you, but let me walk you through one of our normally harrowing days so you might understand the complexities in producing these awesome duds.

We like to start the day off with a some java. This operation is fueled by a lot of caffeine, which fortunately inspires us with awesome ideas, such as putting a fog machine in our bosses office while he is out for the morning and patiently waiting for his return to the fog lair. Next we spend a couple hours vectorize your awesome artwork so we can give it over to our silk screen guy to burn onto the screens and squeegee onto the shirts. Wanna see how that's done? Click here! Now its lunch time, which is a very important because we acquire the necessary tools for our post-lunch food fight. Flying biscuits and hot sauce packets were this weeks weapons of choice. After the afternoon java jolt we do some more artwork. We check up on the afternoon events of Facebook and Twitter. We also chat about diverse worldly topics such as Thailand's full moon party, the perfect knee bend and arc position for throwing a ping pong ball into a red plastic cup, Chuck Palahniuk the author of Fight Club, the ultimate Cheeto shape, San Diego's surf report, DJing and local bands, UCSD's personals section of The Koala, and roller hockey, while humming the Cheech and Chong's Mexican Americans song during conversational lulls. This is all considered creative inspiration for making rad artwork.

So you see we keep very busy at work. If you would like to have a shirt made up call 866-96-DUDES (38337) or check us on Facebook and Twitter,

Later Broski!